Heya, I’m Hyacinth, bartender at the Angel’s Share tavern. Come to me for a drink when I’m on shift, and a chat anytime else. Just…try not to shout, yeah? Stubborn hangover.
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@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
Heya, I’m Hyacinth, bartender at the Angel’s Share tavern. Come to me for a drink when I’m on shift, and a chat anytime else. Just…try not to shout, yeah? Stubborn hangover.
More info below the cut!
Halloween special
hey, are you still free for drinks tomorrow?
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender :3
Mhm, sure. As long as nobody dies tonight or in the morning, my schedule is open.
pretty ominous trying to say.
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fu kc you cat bjtvh
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
get sober you wet spaghetti looking pink bitch.
WHATE THE RHELL
okay the wind is coming you'll get blown away !!!!!!!
be scared!!!!!!
i live in mondsatdt you fuckass feline. only rason you arent three leagues away right now has to be that claynore with how fukcign short you are
shut it fuckboy you cant handle picking up a claymore
ill bat you to the ABYSS
better get practicing your highjump seeing as the worst you camn do is kick at my kneecaps
I've done it once ill do it again
YOU'RE GOING ON A FREE TRIP TO INAZUMA ISTA
your height is making up for your self-preservation skills atp.
you’ve got no right to atalk aboust self-preservation, tabby cat looking bitch.
fu kc you cat bjtvh
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
get sober you wet spaghetti looking pink bitch.
WHATE THE RHELL
okay the wind is coming you'll get blown away !!!!!!!
be scared!!!!!!
i live in mondsatdt you fuckass feline. only rason you arent three leagues away right now has to be that claynore with how fukcign short you are
shut it fuckboy you cant handle picking up a claymore
ill bat you to the ABYSS
better get practicing your highjump seeing as the worst you camn do is kick at my kneecaps
fu kc you cat bjtvh
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
get sober you wet spaghetti looking pink bitch.
WHATE THE RHELL
okay the wind is coming you'll get blown away !!!!!!!
be scared!!!!!!
i live in mondsatdt you fuckass feline. only rason you arent three leagues away right now has to be that claynore with how fukcign short you are
fu kc you cat bjtvh
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
get sober you wet spaghetti looking pink bitch.
WHATE THE RHELL
I’m missing a bracelet. I don’t suppose you know where it is?
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
nope! I'm in fontaine, your whore-ass prob left it at a guys house!
oh, forgive me for assuming that the cat bitch over here would want to take something shiny.
and I’m not a whore.
okay, maybe not a whore by definition; fuckboy works better.
so, fuckboy, no I don't have your shit, I may like shiny things but I'm no longer a thief.
Now how the fuck did you manage to make it worse?
I’m missing a bracelet. I don’t suppose you know where it is?
@askthe-totallyhealthy-bartender
nope! I'm in fontaine, your whore-ass prob left it at a guys house!
oh, forgive me for assuming that the cat bitch over here would want to take something shiny.
and I’m not a whore.
what the fuck
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy
Don’t forget trick or treating this year everyone!
I won’t forget this year
I will open my inbox for this in October!
haha his hair…I changed it
in the tavern. straight up “serving drinks”. and by “drinks”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Cunt
I should try to plan a trip to Natlan. Seems interesting, even if Fontaine is more my style.
fucking archons. I’m too tired for this. Nothing feels real.
everything is so inconsequential.