The Ancient Cookies

Ask the Ancient Cookies! (Awakened Forms Included!) Servants and Troops also Included!

[asktheancients]

!Ask the Ancient Cookies!

The Ancient Cookies await your questions…

SFW BLOG! Plus I’m 19 and male.

Blog inspired by @ask-the-beast-cookies

The color of the font of the side characters match the ancient cookies font.

Main Character List:

Pure Vanilla Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie, White Lily Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, and Golden Cheese Cookie.

Side Character List:

GCC: Mozzarella Cookie, Smoked Cheese Cookie, Burnt Cheese Cookie.

DCC: Caramel Arrow Cookie, Affogota Cookie, Crunchy Chip Cookie, Dark Choco Cookie, Mint Cocoa Cookie.

HBC: Raspberry Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Tiger Lily Cookie.

WLC: Silverbell Cookie, Elder Faerie Cookie, Mercurial Knight Cookie.

PVC: Strawberry Crepe Cookie, Black Raisin Cookie, Custard Cookie lll

Rules:

No NSFW asks.

No racism, sexism, or homophobia.

Do not be weird.

Respect not only the ancient cookies but the BEASTS!

That’s all people! Enjoy!

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My First CRK Anniversary

Today is my official 1st full year of CRK! I am very happy to be back to post about this! I wanted to share this with the crk community here on tumblr, and to all my followers. Again I do apologize for being absent for 7 months, lots has been going on! But to push that stuff aside! Here is what I managed to accomplish during my 1 year on Crk! (Note: I am not trying to flex I am trying to show what I have achieved. Plus I need to post after so long)

My kingdom layout. If you want questions on specific spots, let me know in the comments.

I have managed to obtain every single cookie. It took a while, and I did it without a single cent spent!

My arena trophies! I made it all the way through master and all the way to Elite 4! I’m still pushing for Grandmaster! Wish me luck!

My kingdom levels and exploration status. Fully completed the main Crispia, Beast Yeast, and the new Timeline of Fate.

My status on Kingdom Life and Adventure! It’s a lot of numbers lol.

Things to note, I did not finish upgrading castle, it’s at level 13/15. I’m working on that. I also don’t have many gems lol. I blow them all on soundtracks in the music hall. Don’t judge I like music.

That’s all! I have missed you guys in my absence. I hope this post is a reminder to myself to keep me posting here! Since I like socializing with you all! That’s all from me! Have a great day!

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I post my 1 year anniversary on crk tomorrow!

I am very sorry of my absence.

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I have returned.

I’m probably gonna fall back into silence. My apologies. I’m in college lol

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Everybody shut up and let me admire golden cheese cookie! <3

GCC: WELL! I guess my radiance has caught your attention! Haha! I guess you can look, but don’t stare now! I might blind you with my shimmering gold!

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Bruh

You can’t make this shit up. First I beat the TDS Narrator Hard Event, then cookie run gives me THIS!? Honestly peak.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

Hey so I think you took my luck on accident can you return it ❤️

[asktheancients]

NO! MY LUCK! >:)

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Bruh

You can’t make this shit up. First I beat the TDS Narrator Hard Event, then cookie run gives me THIS!? Honestly peak.

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

Hey so I think you took my luck on accident can you return it ❤️

[asktheancients]

Bruh

You can’t make this shit up. First I beat the TDS Narrator Hard Event, then cookie run gives me THIS!? Honestly peak.

[asktheancients]

To all the ancients, do you guys support the LGBTQ Community? If so, do you guys have Pride Flags?

And a personal one for Dark Cacao, I triple-dog-dare you to kiss Burning Spice Cookie in front of everyone! (I just want to see Golden Cheese pissed off >:] )

DCC: What is this… lgbtq stuff?

HBC: It means girl loves girl and boy loves boy! Have you been stuck in that kingdom for so long your Brian is frozen?

PVC: I do support anyone in their own way!

WLC: *absent*

GCC: Well, I may be into that, but not as much as Hollyberry with Eternal Sugar

HBC: SYBAU GOLDEN CHEESE!

GCC: *laughing*

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

???: Well Well Well… it seems like the curtains haven’t closed on your story… I have seen your little story and I must say, you have some FINE lore! This is going to be entertaining….

"What."

[asktheancients]

*”Game: The Narrator has joined your party”*

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"STANLEY PARABLE- uhh... continue on.'

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Narrator: Seriously? You’re so EDGY! No wonder people simp for ya! You’re basically a blue twink! And don’t even get me started on Mystic Flour! Too dramatic! Burning Spice is one stubbed toe away from vandalizing a shelter! Eternal Sugar doesn’t SHUT UP ABOUT HOLLYBERRY! And Silent Salt is too edgy and quiet! While I have the best shows of all!

(mod: Narrator is being insulting to the beasts. RP purposes)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!"

"..."

"Hah, sounds like something I would do."

"What's wrong with loving an angel?~"

"sybau"

[asktheancients]

*Narrator continues*

Narrator: Like seriously! Your little fights with your ancient counterparts was a complete failure! You couldn’t defeat them yet you have GOD LIKE POWERS! Like seriously, no wonder Dark Enchantress wanted to use you! You’re too useless of cookie to even try! You really need to step it up. Also, shadow milk, you will NEVER have a show as good as mine! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Bites you

All: … *You have angered the ancient cookies…*

**RUN**

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

???: Well Well Well… it seems like the curtains haven’t closed on your story… I have seen your little story and I must say, you have some FINE lore! This is going to be entertaining….

"What."

[asktheancients]

*”Game: The Narrator has joined your party”*

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"STANLEY PARABLE- uhh... continue on.'

[asktheancients]

Narrator: Seriously? You’re so EDGY! No wonder people simp for ya! You’re basically a blue twink! And don’t even get me started on Mystic Flour! Too dramatic! Burning Spice is one stubbed toe away from vandalizing a shelter! Eternal Sugar doesn’t SHUT UP ABOUT HOLLYBERRY! And Silent Salt is too edgy and quiet! While I have the best shows of all!

(mod: Narrator is being insulting to the beasts. RP purposes)

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

???: Well Well Well… it seems like the curtains haven’t closed on your story… I have seen your little story and I must say, you have some FINE lore! This is going to be entertaining….

"What."

[asktheancients]

*”Game: The Narrator has joined your party”*

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

"STANLEY PARABLE- uhh... continue on.'

[ask-the-beast-cookies]

???: Well Well Well… it seems like the curtains haven’t closed on your story… I have seen your little story and I must say, you have some FINE lore! This is going to be entertaining….

"What."

[asktheancients]

*”Game: The Narrator has joined your party”*

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Incoming Profile Change

Hints!

He is a “narrator” of some kind.

he is handsomely dressed.

he is one of TDS’s main villains. A “servant” to lord exo

he has a wife

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Dark Angel had a nightmare and she runs to to her father pure vanilla for comfort

( for Pv )

PVC: Rest my child. The nightmares shall not burden your dreams.

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bro I just heard that one of y’all are going to die in the new update

YOU HEARD NOTHING…

(mod: I can’t wait for new update tbh)