dumb shit and inquisitions

what if the dragon age inquisition characters had a tumblr? and what if they abused the power of tumblr technology with their random shit? well if you want to find out keep on scrolling

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Inquisitor: What are you looking at?

Iron Bull, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent he is: Porn.

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dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement

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REBLOG IF YOU'RE STILL INTO DRAGON AGE

Please. I need to know I’m not alone.

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No signs of this love dying any time soon

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Hawke, at the Winter Palace: who the fUCK—

Josephine: Champion, please!

Hawke: oh shit, sorry. Um… *looks at varric* …whomst?

Varric: 👌

Hawke: whomst the fUCK—

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200 FOLLOWERS

haha cool thx

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but like seriously, thank you guys for liking and sharing my posts! 

also, feel free to send me suggestions or asks or what not! I’d love to start connecting with you guys and engaging everyone in thedasblr content!

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two things: solas is lying to himself and good on vivienne for chiming in.

anyway... so would YOU fuck your clone? 

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Cass and Varric arguing, like usual while Hawke eats popcorn on the sidelines.

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50 FOLLOWERS

and so, this is what we’ve come to. i said i had something special planned once i hit 50 followers so here it goes: 

I’M OPENING UP SOLAS’ AND COLE’S ASK BOXES!

Solas will be taking questions about the fade while Cole will give advice, but i mean you can really just ask them anything!

Solas’ url: @fadetreasures

Cole’s url: @helpbot12345cole

I’ll be posting the asks on this blog so get creative! Happy asking!

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i think this is self explanatory

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here’s a late halloween post for you, friends! 

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lol it’s really long because of all the pictures they posted, but anyway, enjoy!

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here’s a late halloween post for you, friends! it continues ^^ i couldn’t fit more than 10 pics in a post lol

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announcement from thedasblr

i have something special planned for when i reach 50 followers. hehe

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solas abhors it when the inquisitor jumps on his desk. she’s justified though

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who knew josie was kinky

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sera suspiciously has dorian and karalyn play a wholesome game of fmk

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PSA from the Inquisitor!

side note: if you want to read about what went on in the tavern, I’m writing it and posting it on AO3 at adventuress_writes

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bull gets cullen to agree to come to a guys' night. they will get drunk. shit will go down