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Hope you’re getting ready to be used for farming once more my old friend.
I trust you are not referring to agriculture, Arisen. The last to perform that activity was attacked by a griffin. In your case, it would be a very welcomed Drake. Pressure on the very.
Oh but I am certain you have missed being shoved into my chest repeatedly to help me out getting better equipment.
Aye, ‘tis always a pleasure to meet your heart, I’ll not deny that. Our last chat was largely one sided, what with it stilled and all. ‘twould do me good if you didn’t get that shiny pair of boots you always wanted, it has been bloody dull speaking to the greenwarish.
If you wish I could always move you to be next to my Heaven’s keys while in-between chests so you might be closer to other daggers instead of just plants.
Hea-Heaven’s keys, Arisen? That is… I have always wanted to be close… They are unmatched in their sharpness, unrivaled in their beauty… Arisen, you are not taunting me, are you? ‘Tis not uncommon for your kind.
I would never taunt you, I am after all the kindest being around.
But I mayhap do it, after all we are looking forward to a long time together due to the fact I’m not going after to replace Savan anytime soon.
I am willing to agree, you’ve shown more sympathy for this dagger’s side of things than any other. My gratitude will be endless, should you put the effort into making farming less of an excruciating experience.
Though I begrudge admitting it. our apparently long time together may even become enjoyable.
I mayhap have been a bit sarcastic when I said it but nevertheless. I don’t think you’ll be pleased to know that you’ll have to bee in Noz’s pack whenever he’s in a dagger using vocation because he’s the one of us that use the Heaven’s keys. And he might end up wasting time by finding other ways to use you while I would rest for a night or day.
We’ll see how it goes, but I’m certain there is worse sentient weapons I could have been with until the end.
…I take it back, Arisen, you were sharpening me up for torture. Even Grigori would be better than being trapped in an unsupervised pawn’s presence.
It’s not like he’d use you for letter openings, I believe. If he did, I’d honestly be impressed because we get no letters.
But Nozzy is such a kind gentle spirit, He’d never do anything to purposely upset anyone.
If he has been accompanying you for as long as I imagine, I’d not be so swift to speak of his innocence. I would be more likely to trust him over you, however, despite the constant threat of odd usage.
Oh please, I’m a saint! I’d never hurt even a fly.
…I’m genuinely impressed I managed to say that with a straight face even. My sarcasm is getting overhand too, yeah he’s a ponce, but I’m no better.
You have certainly made me lose hope for your kind. Pardon me, I’ll retract that and start anew; I never had hope to begin with.
‘tis no wonder you matched Savan in the practice. Had I a head, it would be aching right about now.
Honestly I can get that, I mean the only other Arisen in my lifetime doesn’t exactly set a high bar.
Unlike Savan, I don’t get to cheat using his seneschal powers.
And that, right there, is why I favor the Arisen that actually stick to their objective. Alas, that counts you and the other snark sharks, but I’ll make do.
You’ve no need for godlike powers to vex, both you and him do that well enough naturally, darling.
I haven’t stuck to my objective since I got to Gran Soren.
I know, but I could do it better if I did have the godly powers, and why is an inanimate object snarking me. I could throw you into the sea and nobody would be able to get you because of the Brine, and last time I checked the Brine don’t return objects.
I am as animate as you are, Arisen. What separates us is that you have been given flesh and the ability to choose, while I have been given the form of a weapon and the luxury of watching your people die time and again. I’ve little to fear, aye, you could chuck me to that wet noodle.
Could, Arisen. Like it or not, I am an absolute necessity for shopping trips. ‘Twould be foolish of you to cast me out to sea when you still need me.
When I say animate, I mean as in able to move. I have yet to see you wiggle around, as amusing it would be to watch.
I could probably start using one of my daggers instead because they are actually useful for something else than just farming at the same time.
Ah, excuse me for the mistake. ‘Tis an interesting thing, actually. You’d believe that a divine blade that can pierce the sternum would be able to move, but nay. I’ve yet to succeed. I have sight, despite my lack of eyes, and I can feel your grimy hands on my hilt when you use me. My creator was surely a stingy spirit.
Go on, Arisen, use your germ-y peasant knives. Since I’ve no need to travel with you, I will be relaxing with lovely Asalam, sharpened to a point and lubricated for comfortable stabbing.
Honestly I would have liked to meet your creator, someone being able to create a sentient divine blade with so much personality must be interesting.
Are you sure you want to stay with Asalam? I mean, he might find ‘other’ uses for you while I’m gone for all you know.
