It's Brittany b*tch

Brittany S. Pierce-Lopez- bicorn icon. I'm just like Brittany Spears- only better. Because I'm married to my best friend, Santana Lopez-Pierce. And smarter-- I'm a doctor. Of Math. I make numbers better, and make them make sense, basically. I love cats, crayons, fondue and Santana.

[bhebah]

just can’t get enough 😌

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I’ve decided to give my little internet talk show another try, and a new spin and call it More Fondue.  I’m starting with this girl who works at the coffee shop down the street from my place.  She knows everyone and everything, it seems like, so I think she might be magic and that feel like good luck to have her as my first guest.  So hit me up if you want to come share some cheesy or chocolatey fondue and talk.  We can even do it long distance! 

@atfgstarters​

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askthemercedesjones​:

Right! And I think that means you, and me, and bottomless mimosa’s!

That is such a scam though.  Because they’re never really bottomless.  They make people want to go bottomless though.  Or get others bottomless.

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askclaringtonhunter​:

It appears as though everyone will be partaking in thrilling plans this weekend. Congratulations. I extend my sincerest hopes you all enjoy yourselves. I, however, will be spending the majority of the weekend finishing the book I have been reading on WWI, as well as finishing a much-anticipated documentary on the French Revolution. Happy Holidays, I suppose.  @atfgstarters​

If that’s what floats your boat then you should do it.  That’s what long weekends are for-- fitting in things that don’t normally fit into a regular week.  And you time.

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askthemercedesjones​:

It is official! My album is done! Now I may not be touring but I am so proud of this one! So in celebration if we go out, drinks are on me!

@atfgstarters​

Congrats on the album being done!  It sounds like it’s definitely time for some celebrating.  The good kind.

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askdavekarofsky​:

Wowza, it has been a hot minute since I’ve posted any sort of update! But, I thought now would be a good time, with the long weekend! The trip to New York has been incredible, I’m honestly sad that we have to leave tomorrow. I fought coming out here for so long, but getting to experience the city with Brett has opened my eyes to how cool things around here are. I’m excited to get back to my students, and my house, but I think we’ll definitely be coming back before too long! I think we’re going to head to Oliver Bray’s cookout this afternoon, so if we haven’t had the chance to see each other during this visit yet, I definitely want to see you there!  @atfgstarters​

You were in New York Dave?  Sad I missed it.  Good thing I was already planning on going to Oliver Bray’s then, and brining the best coconut cream pie.  At least I can say good bye if nothing else.  

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askolliebray​:

Alright so go with me on this- I wanted to announce that I’m having a nice little shindig at my place for the long, holiday weekend. I figure we’ll start things up at around 1:30 PM, and go until we can’t anymore! I’ll be firing up the grill, and taking care of all the food and drink items, so let me know if there’s something specific you’ll want. Otherwise, we’ll do the usual- burgers, dogs, grilled chicken, veggie skewers, potato salad, regular salad, slaw, green beans, the works. Of course we’ll have an open bar, so no worries there. I’m asking anyone who wants to, to bring a dessert of some kind, but if you show up empty-handed you won’t be heckled. Let me know if you want to swing by, there’s plenty to do. And, I’ve got a pool, so bring those suits to enjoy one of the last warm days of the year. 

@atfgstarters​

Oh yay!  I was hoping someone was going to do something today.  Especially with a pool.  It’s too hot to function otherwise.  Oh this calls for a coconut cream pie; one of my favorites.  Thanks Oliver!

[askthebrittany]

MERCEDES 📱 BRITTANY

Mercy: I love the Fall!!! Its my favorite Season!

Mercy: Yeah they wanted me to but I said no. I am done at least for now.

BRITTANY: I will love it cooling down. But it's definitely not my favorite season. It always feels kind of sad to me.

BRITTANY: Good. I know that's just not always how it goes though.

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SEBASTIAN 📱 BRITTANY

BRITTANY: Hey. I stopped by your studio on Tuesday to check it out and they said you were home sick.

BRITTANY: Did some of the little kiddos share their germs with you?

BRITTANY: I stayed even though you were not there. And played a bit. It's really awesome. I wish there were places like that for adults. I'd live there.

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MERCEDES 📱 BRITTANY

Mercy: I get that, yeah sometimes things are just a trade off like that.

Mercy: Yeah so you guys are stuck with me for a good

BRITTANY: It a bummer, but it's almost fall. I hope it cools down a little now.

BRITTANY: Awesome. It's great that you don't have to tour.

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MERCEDES 📱 BRITTANY

Mercy: Its the white noise of it all that helps I think. Maybe you should point the fan up, or away from you so you can get the noise without the feeling. I love that cool gel pillow.

Mercy: I am not sure the release date, but I can assure you I am not going anywhere, I don't plan on touring or leaving New York. I promise.

BRITTANY: It doesn't feel so cool then though. It's just one of those trade offs I guess.

BRITTANY: Wow. That's great.

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MERCEDES 📱 BRITTANY

Mercy: That is why I sleep with a fan at all times! ITs too hot for me, I sweat my scarf right off!

Mercy: I am good! Just finishing up my album.

BRITTANY: I like the noise of a fan... it helps lull me to sleep. But the feeling of the wind blowing over my skin feels like bugs to me. I have one of those "cool gel" pillows and I let the fan blow on the sheets to get them cool before I get in. But it doesn't take along these days to warm back up.

BRITTANY: Do you have a release date yet? Promotion dates? A tour? It feels like you just got here--- and then you'll be off again :(

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askliligarcia​:

With September just around the corner (can you believe it?) I am here to remind everyone of all the cool activities and programs we have going on at the New York City Public Library next month! We invite Families to attend our weekend events, like Bat Awareness Day, National Queso Day’s Family Cooking Class, or any of our Family Movie nights! Kids will love our Unicorn Mask Decorating and our Noodle Art Hours, while Teens are invited to attend our Hamilton Trivia Night, and our National Comic Book Day Giveaway! Adults won’t be left out either, with our weekly Book Clubs, Computer Courses, and Crochet Circles! And, don’t forget to register for our Fall Reading Challenge, and our 2022 Reading Challenge! 

To everyone else, hi! I’ve been taking a bit of a break from my personal social media, with so much going on and coming up at work. But, now that I am emerging again, I’ll need to be caught up on what I missed. Anyone want to grab dinner and fill a girl in? @atfgstarters​

I need to borrow someone’s child or teen.  I want to decorate unicorn masks, although I’d make mine a bi-corn, and do noodle art, and Hamilton trivia.  Those sound like so much fun. I bet Adults would like things like that too.  Trivia or games nights, and art nights.  And everyone seems to like those comic book tv shows and movies now.  I bet if you suggest it, you’d get a raise or a promotion, or something.

How are you Lili?

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↳ INSTAGRAM: @DRBRITTANYPIERCELOPEZ UPLOADED A VIDEO:  

Mercedes says:  "I heard a quote and its words ring true in this very moment, it rings true in all of us. It said 'Music has the power to bring people together like no other art form.' Its the truth. "  So for the  #VPSUECHALLENGE of duets, I made the awesome choice and partnered with the uber talented Mercedes Jones on the Eve and Gwen Stefani classic, Let Me Blow Your Mind.   #yeswearethathot   #letusblowyourmind   #vpsuechallenge   #duetchallenge

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MERCEDES 📱 BRITTANY

Mercy: You are gonna be perfect!!!!!

Mercy: How are you Britt?

BRITTANY: I'm hot and tired. The heat is too much for sleeping at night.

BRITTANY: How are you Mercedes?

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MERCEDES 📱 BRITTANY

Mercy: Two very powerful duets! But you already know I love Let me Blow your Mind! Its one of my old school jams!!!

BRITTANY: That's who we're going to do then! Yay!! I feel Gwen on some levels.