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I'm the head detective of the Shell Garrison. I solve mainly paranormal, undead, or underwater investigations. But hit me with your best shot, kid.

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Plot Pt. 1

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Booker Redesign

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. . .

15. Breaking up with yours (uhh)

“It’s over, dammit,” he said, fed up. “Now leave me be. Itzal, I’m serious, don’t you laugh at me! You…you were tha- that boy back then. I remember now. I remember the laughs we had and I remember what you did. What you did to those families.” His breath gets heavy with his ranting and he only gets more aggressive before he clutches himself, trying not to break down. “I..I trusted you. I told you all of my stories, of what happened to my kind, my family, m-my baby, my wife, who killed them…I..” His face only turns into more pained expressions, with his eyebrows furrowed. “You are just like the scum that laid waste to my family and turned them to sea foam,” he said crying. “Leave. This old man just…needs no one right now.”

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Clutching his hair miserably, he could only yell at Itzal. “I was terrified o’ you! It took me a long time, but oohh, when I did find out was you, I thought I was next! You were only a lad back then! Barely an adult! I am just so-” He slowly floated down to the ground, exhausted from all this. “The man I was back then and the man that you were; clearly they are different from who we are now but now when I stare at you, I just..” His frustrated cries were heard as he openly wept, “I can’t help but to see the face o’ the man that destroyed me like this. I can’t for the sake o’ me life.” 

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“So thats what you think of me? You think that during my time with you that I’d ever lay a hand on you … even when you fed me… talked to me …. helped me…. I was gettin better ya stupid old man!” He yelled out tears in his eyes, “I was …getting better … and then you abandoned me … just like my mother… just like my father… my only friend left me.” 

“But ya know what even though every fuckin time I saw ye’ I kept pushing it down trying to let go of the fact that you left me for dead and let me get worse!! SO DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME THAT IM THE ONLY MONSTER HERE DETECTIVE BOOKER, BECAUSE OF SOME MISTAKE I MADE 3 CENTURIES AGO!” He yelled out angry tears going down his cheeks.

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Looking up, his expression had changed drastically. His eyes widened in surprise but he aggressively almost lept for him, clutching Itzal by his shirt. “Why...Why in the blazes didn’t you tell me?!” he said in between tears, fluctuating from his anger and regret. “I c-c-could have helped! T-That doesn’t excuse you for your actions, Itzal, you know that. Don’t you dare tell me it was just some mistake, you understand?! Families are DEAD.” His grip on Itzal’s shirt tightened as he brought him to his height, a feet or two off the ground, His face was brought closer to Itzal’s in a burning fury. “And I need you to leave. Leave. Me. Be.” He gently lowered Itzal back on the ground, before wiping away a few tears. 

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. . .

15. Breaking up with yours (uhh)

“It’s over, dammit,” he said, fed up. “Now leave me be. Itzal, I’m serious, don’t you laugh at me! You…you were tha- that boy back then. I remember now. I remember the laughs we had and I remember what you did. What you did to those families.” His breath gets heavy with his ranting and he only gets more aggressive before he clutches himself, trying not to break down. “I..I trusted you. I told you all of my stories, of what happened to my kind, my family, m-my baby, my wife, who killed them…I..” His face only turns into more pained expressions, with his eyebrows furrowed. “You are just like the scum that laid waste to my family and turned them to sea foam,” he said crying. “Leave. This old man just…needs no one right now.”

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Itzal stared at the detective surprised …. no … shocked at the sudden out burst from the older man… he knew this day would come but he wasnt ready… but … he didnt want to loose them. He looked down biting his lip fists clenched, “Y-Your wrong that …that was who I used to be ok? I get it I made a shit ton of fucking mistakes in the old days , but I’ve been freaking repenting for it for 300 years Cross! You cant compaire me to the man who killed your family and honestly I’m sorry , I’m so so so sorry that something as horrible as that happened to you. “

“I’m telling you I’m a changed man ok? I’ve been working to change, I’ve apologized to the families, I’ve been beaten publicly for my crimes …. please dont leave me.” The last 4 words came out in a voice that sounded choked up in loneliness and despair , “Please … dont leave me like you did before….”

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Clutching his hair miserably, he could only yell at Itzal. “I was terrified o’ you! It took me a long time, but oohh, when I did find out was you, I thought I was next! You were only a lad back then! Barely an adult! I am just so-” He slowly floated down to the ground, exhausted from all this. “The man I was back then and the man that you were; clearly they are different from who we are now but now when I stare at you, I just..” His frustrated cries were heard as he openly wept, “I can’t help but to see the face o’ the man that destroyed me like this. I can’t for the sake o’ me life.” 

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. . .

15. Breaking up with yours (uhh)

“It’s over, dammit,” he said, fed up. “Now leave me be. Itzal, I’m serious, don’t you laugh at me! You...you were tha- that boy back then. I remember now. I remember the laughs we had and I remember what you did. What you did to those families.” His breath gets heavy with his ranting and he only gets more aggressive before he clutches himself, trying not to break down. “I..I trusted you. I told you all of my stories, of what happened to my kind, my family, m-my baby, my wife, who killed them...I..” His face only turns into more pained expressions, with his eyebrows furrowed. “You are just like the scum that laid waste to my family and turned them to sea foam,” he said crying. “Leave. This old man just...needs no one right now.”

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26. Leaving their house at one in the morning in a bumblebee suit ((what the))

“Well,” he said with his low and rumbly voice. “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m even dressed up like this. I do this only for a special occasion you see, Reine. Oh, howdy there Faris. I hope I didn’t wake you up there. But now that you’re here, why don’t you take a listen to my story as well? It’ll show you a little something something about Conan you never knew. Now, here’s the story.”

“A long, and I do mean long time ago, we all died. The universe was destroyed. I saw it. Everyone in the Koopa Kingdom saw it. Our king, Bowser literally destroyed everything in the stars above.

And then we all woke up again. Now at first we all thought that the system had restarted. The Resetti brothers were both screaming, not sure what in the blazes had just happened and you can hear probably half o’ the knights just crying, until we went outside o’ the shell garrison. Then we saw new people, ones beyond our world, literally! A new kind of Octoboombas and Boos, we saw penguins that were as tall as you and me, some even taller, referring to you there Reine. And I even encountered more o’ my kind, omens such as me. And then we saw the bee people. Now something you don’t know is this, Conan is deadly afraid of bees. He’s allergic to them real bad; a single sting can land him in the hospital ward for a week or two. Now imagine seeing Bees the size o’ children and then the queen that was the size o’ a castle. Conan nearly fainted just by the sight o’ that big beauty!And so, us knights have a tradition prank that we pull on Conan at least once a year, where we all gather up together and dress as the bees and even get some of those cute little bee people as well and simply spend the day such as that. He’s gotten used to it now but every time we do it without him finding out he always exclaims,

Not the bees.”“HAVE A GOOD NI̼̩̖G̠̰͇͝ḨT̨͖͈̖ ͓̭̬͉̟R̪̫̪̞̟ÈI̼̤͇N͉̮̱͢E̲̦̖̤̱͇̫”̫̞̯̩

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“Bariu- no wait…on my M!A Resetti notification device, you’re Itzal right now, correct? Well…I do find myself comfortable dating you due to our…very long history with one another… I don’t see the confidence in myself to be a suitable partner for others. At least not anymore. Mind telling me why you want to date an omen like me?” 

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 “Eh, just another long day of work. Got a few underwater bottle cases still to do, not that big of a deal. Nowadays, it’s just finding lost items. Any land case are usually…topics that aren’t taken lightly, that’s to say.” He got his drink and started to sip it between his words. “It’s a lot of work. What about you? You got a job of your own?”

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“I do not, but from what I’ve seen Barius has gotten a job at Fawful’s castlee although I haven’t bothered listening to hear what he does over there. And thats rough, I suppose the world above the waves still hasn’t changed”

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He shakes his head. “Views toward sea folk has changed...in most parts anyway. I only hope to make things better but it’s a slow and draining process.” The waiter came by and dropped off a pair of menus for the boys. “Oh boy, I haven’t eaten a proper meal in ages...” the old man grumbled. “I’m not quite sure what to get.”

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“Bariu- no wait…on my M!A Resetti notification device, you’re Itzal right now, correct? Well…I do find myself comfortable dating you due to our…very long history with one another… I don’t see the confidence in myself to be a suitable partner for others. At least not anymore. Mind telling me why you want to date an omen like me?” 

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He let out a small sigh, somewhat regretting his decision to go. “I’m an old man, Itzal. Much older than you deem me as.” He made his way inside and the two got their table. Sitting down he let out a small sigh of relief, tired from his day. “So,” he said. “How was your day?”

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“It was fine I suppose, Barius never really does anything so I decided to take in the sights around me first before coming here for lunch, glad you could come along though… you?” he said quietly.

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 “Eh, just another long day of work. Got a few underwater bottle cases still to do, not that big of a deal. Nowadays, it’s just finding lost items. Any land case are usually...topics that aren’t taken lightly, that’s to say.” He got his drink and started to sip it between his words. “It’s a lot of work. What about you? You got a job of your own?”

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