Ask the Diaboys Stuff!

Hello! My name's Tsumiya and I'm the mun for this Diabolik Lovers ask blog! You can ask the Sakamaki (including Kino), Mukami,Tsukinami, Yui, and Karlheinz anything you want! As long as you follow the rules, of course.

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Hello boys :) can I ask how you would go about wanting to turn your loved one into a vampire and she was freaking out about the situation? Thankyou :) ♡

Shu: I would hug her and lend her an earbud so she can listen to music.

Reiji: That attitude would not be tolerated, so I would force it on her.

Ayato: ALL THE HUGGLES

Kanato: I would, uh… Hug her I guess?

Laito: I would show her it’s okay

Subaru: That would make me feel even more like a monster… So I would force it on her so I could die

Ruki: I would tell her that it’s fine and that she’s being a child.

Kou: I would let my M Neko-Chan know it’s okay!!

Yuma: I would hold her until she calms down

Azusa: I would…. probably be… freaking.. out too…

Kino: I would give her presents and apologize for trying to force it on her

Carla: I would torture her before forcing her to turn

Shin: I’d probably force it on her

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Hey Laito! Can I give you a kiss? 😘❤😊

Laito: Sure Bitch-Chan~ *Kisses you deeply*

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Happy birthday Reiji! *shows him a plate of pasta carbonara, with a cup of camomile tea, and a basket with a list of different teas. along with some news I thought he'd like to try* List: Camomile, Peppermint, Earl Grey, Darjeeling, Hibiscus, (it's fragrant, but very bitter. So I recommend adding a little sugar and honey.) and Pu'er or pu-erh (BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THIS ONE STINKS! but it taste wonderful. and it'll help you sleep ^^) have a good day! :D

Reiji: Thank you. *sips tea and eats pasta carbonara* -finishes- Hm *reads list* Peppermint is delightful with a bit of sugar. Earl Grey is one of the best. Hibiscus is very strong, I do enjoy it with sweetener. I will have to try the rest of the teas. Thank you.

Mun: He’s a happy boi

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ayato why are you so perfect *creepy yandere smile*

Ayato: *Nervously* Cause I just am! I’m Ore-sama! Y-yeah! *Backs away slowly*

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Can you do the boys dream outfits on their special someone? Thanks

Shu: Wants you to be warm (Endless snuggles) so it’ll have to involve a GIANT sweater

Reiji: Definitely a modest dress. Something formal and proper, but sexy as well.

Ayato: Something sporty and casual. Or anything that can show people you’re his. Something that shows your neck, maybe~

Kanato: Something Lolita style. It would have to be cute and proper. You’re his perfect doll after all

Laito: Something sexy and revealing. He wants to show his Bitch-Chan off~

Subaru: Something that isn’t too revealing, ideally in a punk or goth style

Ruki: Your clothes have to be respectful and modest. He doesn’t want you flaunting yourself to his brothers, you’re his Livestock

Kou: It has to be cute and revealing! Definitely with cat ears

Yuma: Something comfortable and sexy that you wouldn’t mind getting dirty. He puts you to work in his garden, so try not to have a heatstroke

Azusa: Cute and comfy is his style, so he wants to see you in that too! A big sweater should work

Shin: Something cute and simple, but also kind of revealing.

Carla: What you wear has to be modest and proper. You’re dating royalty, so you must dress like it

Kino: Something sexy and simple

Mun: Thank you for asking!!

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Who is your favorite and why?

Mun: I’m assuming this one’s for me. I’d have to say my favorite is either Ayato or Azusa. For Ayato, I don’t know. I’ve always kinda liked bad boys and his personality is just adorable! For Azusa, I’ve always liked the quiet and cute ones, and I feel a weird sense that I need to protect the sweet child! I hope this answered your question!

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Hey :) ♡ can I have a gif reaction (I love them - they make me laugh so much) lol to their partners surprising them with a whole family trip to DISNEYLAND!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡ thankya:)

Shu: Doesn’t really care. Will go (unwillingly), but won’t ride anything unless forced to.

Reiji: Will immediately say no (Has to be forced to go). Won’t ride anything and will only make sure his brothers don’t destroy anything. 

Ayato: He’s super excited about it! He’ll want to ride all the rides and win all the games!

Kanato: Only came along to get sweets. Follows his partner around like a little duckling

Laito: Is constantly flirting, but will ride the rides

Subaru: He doesn’t want to go, but will go just for his partner. But he doesn’t really care that much

Ruki: Planned to keep an eye on everyone and plan out how the trip will go, but just gives up eventually because no one is listening.

Yuma: Mainly only plays the games unless his partner makes him ride something

Kou: Wants to ride everything and do everything but is constantly being stopped by fans

Azusa: Likes to run off and explore. Is very excited about the trip

Kino: He loves amusement parks, so he’ll want to do everything!

Shin: Is excited to ride everything! And you know he’ll want to ride everything

Carla: Hates every second of it and his partner probably had to drag him there

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Okay who is dating Yui? The last time I asked the poor girl she blushed and ran away practically screaming, if you guys don’t wanna tell me that’s fine but if anyone breaks her heart I will not be happy! Also *kisses Azusa and Laito on the cheek* you two make my day, also Subaru I like your shoes.🌸✨

Ruki: Yui is safe with me, thank you for asking.

Azusa: *Smiles* Thank… you… 

Laito: Fufu~ Thank you Bitch-Chan.

Subaru: Okay?? Thank you. 

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Hi! I just want to say something to Yuma! Yuma I love you! I hope you have fun in your garden! Please show me the magical ways! Thank you Mun for this ask blog! Sorry if I come here and ask a lot!

Yuma: I will always have fun there! I will take you under my wing! But don’t call me dad!!

Mun: It’s fine sweetie! I appreciate every ask that’s sent in!!

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What would you do if a yandere was in love with you? This is for all of them

Shu: I’m not sure. Um.. It’d depend on who the yandere is… I guess

Reiji: I would kill them slowly. That type of behavior would not be tolerated.

Ayato: Again, I’d RUN!

Kanato: Nobody can out-yandere me. I’m the yandere king!

Laito: I’d use them for my own benefit.

Subaru: I’d find a way to escape them.

Ruki: I’d question why they love me.

Kou: I’d hold their hand and help them through it.

Yuma: I’d use them as my slave.

Azusa: I… Would have… Them hurt… Me

Shin: I would make them get me peanuts!

Carla: I would kill them slowly.

Kino: I’d make them buy me things gold digger

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Shin, why are you so cute? :3

Shin: Heh, I dunno

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hi there! I just wanted to ask how would all the diaboys react to their s/o who has lisp? (i have lisp and it sucks :/)

Everyone but Reiji: That’s cute!!

Reiji: That would not be tolerated. salty child

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Shin, I'm in a REALLY bad mood right now. Would you mind if I come walk with you and the wolves? Pwease? :3

Shin: Sure! You can come along.

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Subaru, so you like hugs? Azusa, can you do a cartwheel? *hugs mun* Sorry I ask a lot!

Subaru: Tch! Maybe!

Azusa: *Rubs the back of his neck* Heh… No

Mun: *Hugs back* It’s fine!

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Holy shit guys!!!!! It’s scheduled to release 13 months from August!

I used a translator for the words in the description and got this: Never keep your eyes on the red moist portrait (portrait).  It was a mysterious art museum that the two rushed quickly in the thunderstorm.   The nameplate that disappeared, the name of the museum is ─ ─ ─ I do not know.  Inside the dark building, whether looking at the right or looking at the left was filled with eerie portraits, where he found a piece of portrait painted with himself (vampire).  At that moment, he scoffed at the painting with grinning.  "He who is fake" that appeared from the picture, ruthless "he" will push Kiba up to feed you.   "Authentic He" to rescue you, but be truthfully chased by the trap of the living museum ─ ─ ─ ... ... ....  When you lose the pleasure of blood sucking, you will be trapped in that portrait (portrait). 

I’m so excited for this CD series!!!!

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Um hi!~ This is kinda for everyone, but would you ever betray your family? If so, why? Also, wolfy and scarfy (Carla and Shin), can I has huggles?

Mun: Hey!

Shu: No. Family needs to stick together. Except for Reiji, I’d throw him in a ditch. *rolls away*

Reiji: Yes, my family is full of idiots.

Ayato: I wouldn’t betray my blood brothers or Subaru. Shu and Reiji have each other.

Kanato: Yes! My family is full of cups of coffee! hyper child

Laito: No. Family is the one thing you can’t turn your back on.

Subaru: No. My family is the only thing that’s accepted me.

Ruki: No, but we all deserve to be successful.

Kou: No. Family is the only thing you know can love you forever. Hence when you marry someone they become part of your family.

Yuma: No, it’s common sense not to!

Azusa: No… My family… Are the… Only ones… Who can… Help me…

Carla: Yes, me and Shin argue too much. Tch *virtually huggles you*

Shin: No, me and Nii-san have known each other all our lives! And yay huggles! *Virtually huggles you*

Kino: Yes. They never talk to me.

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question for ayato what would you do if you had a yandere in love with you

Ayato: I’d RUN