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... DISCIPLE, I ASK OF YE.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

:33 < Purrrrrrrrrrrr.

#solluxlove666 #signless #disciple #askthefirstship #homestuck #where has the mod been you ask? the mod has been putting her computer in the computer hospital for months at a time more than once #we are back now though #we hope

BRING IT IN, KID.

#signless #sufferer #disciple #ask first ship #first ship #homestuck

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.

#sloppy makeouts #I hope these are sloppy enough #Disciple #Signless #Sufferer #first ship #ask first ship #homestuck

SHE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING TREE, INTO MY LAP. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF MY SERMONS, TOO.

:33 < H33 h33 h33! I was listening to mew so hard that I furgot to k33p my balance!

#love at first sight #from her end anyway #disciple #signless #sufferer #first ship #ask first ship #homestuck

:33 < His voice gets all calm and d33p when he gives hiss sp33ches. It just makes mew want to relax and listen...

#it's not as calming when he's swearing and yelling at people #disiciple #Signless #sufferer #first ship #homestuck #ask first ship

:33 < She's nice, and she's suppurtive of our relationship, but sometimes she just doesn't understand us!

SHE GOT A LITTLE MAD AFTER THAT, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THE DISCIPLE WAS DOING THIS AFTER SOAKING HER HAIR IN THIS REALLY EXPENSIVE SCENTED OIL WE FOUND IN THE CITY. SAID WE WERE WASTING MONEY.

... NOT GONNA LIE, THOUGH, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY YOU DID THIS EITHER.

:33 < I didn't s33 you complaining!

#quietly ignore the implication that the Dolorosa is Judas #because that was not my intention #I really hope the Disciple washed her hair before this #ask first ship #disciple #Signless #sufferer #dolorosa

WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE, AND HOW WE GO ABOUT THAT SHIT, IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME TO YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ASKED HOW YOU PAILED?

NO. NO, YOU WOULDN'T.

DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU, FUCKASS.

#Disciple #Signless #ask first ship #sorry guys #sufferer #the censored blanket was a present from the psiioniic

:33 < Mr. Signhiss, do you evef f33l like we're furgetting something?

OH, SHIT. WE ARE.

REMEMBER THE ASKBLOG?

:33 < Oh, yeah! We'd better get back to that.

((sorry, guys, I've had school, family stuff, art block, and a lot of other stuff to wade through recently. I'll start answered asks again ASAP, though!))

#also firstship mod is a lazy lady #back now guys #first ship #sufferer #signless #disciple #ask the first ship

WHOOPS

SO APPARENTLY THE MOD'S BEEN SERIOUSLY FUCKING UP THE DISCIPLE'S TYPING QUIRK, IF NEPETA'S WAS ANYTHING TO GO BY.

:33 < It's okay, though! Sh33 just went through the whole eleven or so questions in the archive and pawnstakingly fixed it!

WE'RE REALLY SORRY THIS HUMAN IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT GRUB.

#I'll be more careful from now on #sorry guys #whoops #I'm still not sure I have it completely right but I'll work on it

:33 < W33 ar3 in fact still h33re!

:33 < W33 have b33n gone awhile, b33claws the mod had school things and Purrigr33's 33ve shopping and such to d33l with, and also b33claws sh33 had trouble with a question furom Clothopurrocracy!

THE QUESTION WAS "BEEF". NO FUCKING QUESTION MARK, BECAUSE IT WASN'T A QUESTION ABOUT BEEF. WE GET IT, JOKER, YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.

:33 < Hey! No n33d to b33 rude!

WHATEVER. ANYWAY, HERE ARE THE PICTURES DONE IN SORRY, ENRAGED ATTEMPTS TO ANSWER SUCH AN ENIGMATIC ENQUIRY, NOT ENTIRELY FINISHED BECAUSE THIS QUESTION WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, IN ORDER OF THEIR CREATION:

#why yes that is a pile of freshly caught tinkerbulls #they have beef for dinner all the time #nobody saw the mod upload this to her main blog by accident and need to repost it #sufferer #disciple #signless #first ship #homestuck #Ancestors

THE BRAT SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING, AND I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY MY PLACE TO INTERFERE.

:33 < Interfurring would b33 fun, actually!

:33 < But 33ven if w33 could, h33'd purrobably just yell at us and tell us to mind our own busihiss.

:33 < If h33 and my little kitten got togefur... that'd b33 nice! If only b33claws it would most likely m33n sh33 wasn't, you know.

:33 < Dead.

THE INCEST THING ISN'T REALLY AN ISSUE WITH TROLLS, FUCKASS. THE PHRASE "INCESTUOUS SLURRY" IS A VITAL PART OF EXPLAINING OUR REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE, REMEMBER?