Storytime with the Princess

(an ask/rp blog for Princess Rosalina. It's only just been opened, bear with me while I get used to this! Writer is 18+)

[askthetoad]

i like wario better than u

“WELL I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A BIG FAN OF /DICK/”

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(Reasons why you should go follow my toad ask blog:

I take it very seriously

most accurate toad 2015

super serious business

did i mention how serious i am on that blog bc wow look at how serious i am on that blog)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

accidental affection

send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them

send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours

send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower

send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower

send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine

send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours

send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours

send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch

send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch

[waluiginumberwahn-deactivated20]

“I heard it was your birthday, so I thought I’d make you a cake to celebrate! Happy birthday, Waluigi. I hope it’s a good one.”

How’d she hear about this so fast and already have had time to bake a cake to celebrate the occasion?

Iunno. Space magic.

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“For-a Waluigi!?? Why, you SHOULD have!!!

 Waluigi gonna eat this cake up right-a now! Thanks-a bunch, Rosie!”

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[THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE WAHLUIGI BDAY CAKE OMG U ARE 2 KIND TO THE WAH THAK THANK THANK! <3 ]

[askthegalaxyprincess]

“No problem, I’m very glad you like it! What kind of Princess would I be if I didn’t make cakes for my friends on their birthdays?”

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{{I AM VERY GLAD YOU AND THE WAH LIKE THE CAKE <3 HAPPY WALUIGI APPRECIATION MONTH!}}

[askthegalaxyprincess]

If you coould do anyone in Mushroom Kingdom, who would it be?

“I highly doubt that’s any of your concern, anon.”

“And you must think me mad if you’d believe I’d go around offering up that sort of information to anyone who would ask it of me.”

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(I have returend)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(I have been back for all of five minutes and have managed to spell returned wrong)

(I should go)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(I have returend)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

"Be honest, how many people have you really slept with?"

“Iun…. I ‘vn’t slept with any’n’, ‘m a goddamn prn’cess. D’ya think ‘m just sleep’n round with any’n’ ‘at looks’t me nice? Nah…. nah.”

[askthegalaxyprincess]

Rosalina put down her drink, holding her head as she waited for the room to stop spinning. She didn’t usually drink so much but every once in a while, the woman needed to relax a little. What harm could possibly come from a few drinks anyway?

(All asks recieved tonight and tomorrow will be answered by Drunk Rosalina, so ask away!)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

It's Waluigi time! Wah! (◕‿◕✿)

“Already? My, how time flies when you’re in space!”

[askthegalaxyprincess]

{{oh gosh I’ve been gone forever

but a Waluigi rper on Facebook has rekindled my muse and I apologise for my absense! (I blame finals for most of my recent absense as well but I’m free now)

Who do I owe replies to, who wants a fresh starter, and who wants to send me anons to embarrass the princess?}}

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(Gonna try and get replies done today since I’ve actually got a free day! Let me know if I owe you anything!)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(Sorry for vanishing for so long, everyone! I’ve been dealing with a lot of things but I promise I’ve got replies planned for everyone and I’ll return as soon as I can finish drawing up your responses.)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(part 2)

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(oh look some pics I did for a fanfic I wrote)

(part 1)

[wariodeask-deactivated20181204]

"Ah, you must be... Wario, correct? I believe I've heard of you before."

“Dats my name, don’ta ware eet out~” he answered, slick as oil puddle laid on a race track. 

“Wait… You’re dat princess dat comes from space right? Rosary? Whadda ya want down here? Dere some sorta secret mission een space dat only a dashin’ hero like’a myself can’a handle~”

[askthegalaxyprincess]

“Secret mission?” The princess raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms. “No, I’m afraid I’m all out of secret missions. I’ve been stranded on this planet for a while now, actually. I’m... stuck here, until further notice.”

[askcountbleck-blog-deactivated2]

"You... I feel like I should know you from somewhere, but I can't recall. Have we met before?"

“Bleck? I’m fairly sure if we met I would remember. Perhaps you’ve just seen another alteration of The Count. There seem to be many dimensions around here. I know that I’ve seen about three variations of your eminence before, bleck.”

[askthegalaxyprincess]

“That must be it then, my apologies. I’ve seen so many doubles and dopplegangers recently that it’s becoming hard to keep track of who’s who. At any rate, it’s pleasant to meet this iteration of you, Count.” The princess offered him a smile and a formal bow in greeting, always as polite as can be.

[askthegalaxyprincess]

(A Mario AU where everyone's in high school Rosalina's the foreign exchange student that tries to be nice to everyone but they start ignoring her as she makes friends with the unpopular kids Might have to draw this at some point)