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Congratulations, everyone. You ruined ask-sans. You should've just read the rules. SMFH

((buddy why did you come all the way over to this blog to send this ask))

#i'm probably gonna change this blog too at some point #ooc #Anonymous

[There's a letter in the mailbox! It has some pressed flowers in the envelope, and an actual letter with it.] HELLO, CAPTAIN! I'M WRITING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE AND MISS YOU LOTS. MY JOURNEY CALLS ME FARTHER AND FARTHER AWAY, BUT I'LL RETURN SOMEDAY, PROMISE! TELL MYAMSAR I LOVE THEM TOO. AND HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY! I'LL WRITE AGAIN SOON! - YOUR BONEFRIEND, SNEAKY ♥

[Captain finally returns home and sees the letter!! He opens it and then squeals delightedly. He’ll put those pressed flowers in a frame later.. but for now, he’ll just curl up in bed with the letter squished against his face. Smells like Sneaky.

Eventually, Sneaky will get a letter in return...]

[ [ HELLO, SNEAKY!!! I’M GLAD YOUR JOURNEY IS SO FAR, EVEN IF I MISS YOU A LOT!! IT MEANS YOU’LL HAVE LOTS OF STORIES TO TELL ME WHEN YOU COME BACK, NYEH HEH HEH. MYAMSAR LOVES YOU, AND SO DO I!!!!!!!! - YOUR BF (BONEFRIEND!!), CAPTAIN ♥♥♥ ] ]

[There are printed photos of Captain and Myamsar enclosed, along with a few snapshots from the holiday feast. Carmen passed out on the couch, the Big God Damn Meal that he and his father made, a blurry picture of Carmen’s baby (complete with accidental thumb in the corner), and a nice, big photo of the lake.]

#Anonymous

I’M GOING TO BE DOING SO MUCH COOKING TODAY!!! I’M EXCITED!

((THIS BOY GETS A REF TOO FINALLY,))

#do i know how to skeleton? no #does that stop me? sometimes #captain ref

cinderboned

< legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees legend has it that the earth spins round on axis of 23 degrees >

Heyyy, it’s a couple of cool guys. I’m the baked @ 420 looking motherfucker. Bro’s the shiny one.

#THERE HE IS! THE GOBLIN!

@cinderboned

YOU

I literally said that she probably has changed since then, if you are saying that I'm assuming she hasn't. If you aren't then I don't exactly understand what you meant in your last response. I never referred to her as currently doing these things, I was just stating what I know happened with that girl what I said was about a year ago. Anyway, I hate to argue with someone as great as the great Papyrus, so I'd rather drop this and ask what you're calling the Kithen.

I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU?

ANYWAY, I DON’T KNOW YET.

#Anonymous

People tried to tell her what she was doing was wrong, she basically Internet-screamed at them with the same death threats. Plus she's definitely much younger than me. And anyway, she's probably better now? Idk, haven't heard about her since the huge outcry about her in Google plus. Because she uses (or used idk if she still does) Google Plus. She probably isn't as bad now, it's been a yearish I think.

PEOPLE CHANGE AND GROW!! IT’S VERY RUDE TO THINK SOMEONE IS THE SAME PERSON, EVEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS, ESPECIALLY IF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HONEST AND UPFRONT WITH THEM ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND CONCERNS.

#Anonymous

OH!! HELLO BZ!!! I’M GLAD TO SEE YOU’RE STILL AROUND!!!

Tbh, a lot of Sans fans are toxic. Seriously, there was this one girl who called herself sans' wife and threatened to kill people over someone who doesn't even know her! I think you should be glad you are loved in a less toxic way. You are loved for being the innocent one, the positive one, the kind and forgiving one. Sans is loved for... Idk, a certain set of events that could've happened and how he responds? Your fans may not love you to the same extent as his but... You have the better fans.

I DON’T THINK IT’S VERY NICE TO, ER.. MAKE SUCH SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS.

A LOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE MY BROTHER SEEM JUST FINE!! A LITTLE EXCITABLE, BUT.. I’M EXCITABLE! AND I’M ALSO RATHER SURE THAT HIM AND I SHARE THE SAME FANS!!

BUT IF SOMEONE STARTS ACTING IN A WAY THAT’S HURTFUL TO OTHER PEOPLE, IT’S MORE IMPORTANT TO GENTLY PULL THAT PERSON ASIDE AND SPEAK TO THEM ABOUT THEIR BEHAVIOR?? AS OPPOSED TO, ER.. CALLING THEM ‘TOXIC’ AND TALKING ABOUT THEM BEHIND A MASK??

YOU SEEM VERY YOUNG, SO MAYBE THAT’S AN IMPORTANT THING YOU SHOULD TAKE TO HEART.

#Anonymous

The anon makes a cute little kitten appear in an open box in front of you. There's a note on the box saying: 'So you're not lonely or bored. Kittens are really cute, and fluffy, so I think you'd like to have one! Instructions on kitten care will be provided by my anon magic if you ask.'

OHHHH....!!!!!

HOW CUTE.... THANK YOU!!! I’M SURE MYAMSAR WILL LOVE TO PLAY WITH THEM!!

#Anonymous

AAAAAAAAA I HAVE SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS I’M VERY SORRY!!! LET ME GET ON THAT!!!

ALSO, UHM! I HAVEN’T... POSTED IN A WHILE, OOPS!!!

I’M LIVING BY MYSELF NOW!! KIND OF!! SNEAKY.. WENT ON A TRIP. IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM!! BUT I MISS HIM A LOT. HE LEFT MYAMSAR HERE WITH ME, THOUGH THEY’RE... USUALLY VERY QUIET?

THERE’S ANOTHER PAPYRUS LIVING IN THE WOODS AND I AM PRETTY SURE HE IS SOME SORT OF GOBLIN?

A lone spider leaves a 'FORGET-ME-NOT' in the mailbox.

[✱ He clutches it dearly for a while, then puts it in a small purple cup with some water..]

#spiderspeaks

M..

MISS COOKIE, IS..?

▪️ hi

OH.. HELLO??

#snapsback

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