We do what we want!

I suppose you freaks have questions for us? And I have no idea why, but Droog is accepting dances

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I will die

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♠ Fucking Gray existentialists

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((It's terribubble, I know. My tablet pen ran out of batt, but argh, I wanted to answer this. I promise to redraw it digitally when I get a new battery))

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((Let's harass the crew, shall we?))

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daddy dance with me 0u0

♦ Anything for you, my darling

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DD : The Night is young for an eternity of splendor. Care to spend it together?

Diamonds Droog is now accepting Halloween dances!

((Canon characters will be given more priority, but all HS related peeps can ask for a dance.))

((DD is gonna dance with guys.))

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((OOC heheh, wow, I gained some followers while I was gone. Weird. Well guys, I'm back for some questions, so send some asks :D ))

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♠ I was going ta answer yer question, but you had to fucking touch the fucking shell. ♠ Now leave and never show yer face here again, you bastard

((OOC sorry that I haven't been updating, school and all that, ya know? Send asks now guys!))

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♦ No Deuce, not like that. ♦ Since we are Carpacians, it is not expected that our anatomy match up exactly to your human anatomy, thus the "missing" body parts. ♦ [-_-]

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♦ Slick can't cook at all. He either undercooks or overcooks, then garnishes the meal with scotty dogs

♠ I have no idea what you're playing at, Diamonds, whatever you dish up comes in portions too small! Not to mention your weird garnishes

♦ It's called fine tastes

♥ Heh, little Deuce has taken up bakin', just so he can eat everythin' he makes

♣ No one can resist whatever Boxcars whips up! It's all so heavenly, I could just eat it all! :D

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♠ Well Droog is the fucking right hand man.

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♠ Are you kidding me?! That's where most of Deuce's clothes come from, anyway  >:I

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♦ I keep the boss stable, and that's all you need to know

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♠ It's a pain in the ass to watch over these bastards.

♣ It's worth it though!

♠ :I Yeah, I suppose.

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♠ Okay, which one of you bastard Anons did it!!! ♦ *Doffs hat impeccably* --- ♣ Oh Sliiiiick, Pleeeeease??? 

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♠ *Nudge nudge* ♦ *Death stare*

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♠ STFU You bastards, I can hear you!