Hulk

HELLO PUNY HUMANS I AM HULK ((All Caps Warning))

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Hulk strong right? Hulk can carry me away from social interaction?

YES. HULK BIG STRONG.

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YES

GOOD

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IMMA GO FIGHT SOMEONE! IM AN ANGRY SHORT WOMAN! LET'S GO!

HULK HELP

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HULK BORED.

[sweet-like-the-ocean]

Want a hug?

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YES

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KAY IS ALSO BORED

HULK AND KAY NOT BE BORED. HULK AND KAY TOGETHER.

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HULK BORED.

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UWU

UWU

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How does one learn to kick ass as much as you do?

HULK STRONG.

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Heck yeah. Maybe when we see that puny god again we— you —can beat him up. He’s probably the reason stairs were invited just to be mean to you!

MAYBE.

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EVERYBODY HAPPY

:)

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KAY IS ALWAYS HAPPY

HULK VERY HAPPY.

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Wait don't get angry! They're basically smiley faces, kinda -uwu anon

HMM. HULK UWUS.

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NO SAD ONLY HAPPY

KAY HAPPY, HULK HAPPY.

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KAY DOESNT

HULK SAD.

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Who doesn’t?! They’re so much quicker!

YES

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BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I CARE IF I GET HURT

HULK CARE.

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uwu uwo owo

HULK CONFUSED. MAKE HULK ANGRY.