A Place to Ask The Hylian Champion Questions

[askthehylianchampion]

((I'll be taking a vacation for the next two weeks! See you later everyone ✌️ feel free to send asks in the meantime and I'll get to them when I get back))

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Are you ticklish? Has anyone tried to tickle your spine when wearing the frostbite shirt? Or put an ice cube down the back of your shirt?

*holding ice* oh hylia my hands are freezing

that was most unwelcome!

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You look like a confused, lost blupee in a really cute way…

I think I’d make a good blupee

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Have you ever been put in air jail? Whether as a child or an adult. 😜🤭

you could say I’ve been put into “air jail” a few times…

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With all the places you've been, do you have a favorite place to stargaze?

I don’t know about stargazing but I like seeing the lights in northern Hebra. The Princess says they’re caused by the sun hitting the protective barrier of our world but I think they’re magic

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Hiw is it that you made food so bad that Hylia felt the need to censor it? And how did you turn food into rock? Not to insult your current cooking as I'm sure you've probably grown from your mistakes.

I have no idea actually

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Have you ever seen Raviol- I mean Revali naked?

n-NO! I have not! that is the case for him or ANY of the champions!

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Do you ever run into any trouble being trans as a knight of the kingdom? I know Revali has lowkey mentioned before that Rito Village isn't the safest place to be trans, is the castle any better? Has 100 years changed anything? (If not, just send the signal and I will come beat up anyone who pisses you off - just turn a blind eye and pretend you didn't see to help)

It isn’t exactly, easy.

I became a knight before I started to develop, most the boys I trained with knew me before then and the one’s who didn’t like me already had their reasons. My, being a girl didn’t change anything for them, just gave them another outlet. Although by that time I could already outclass them in any hand-to-hand combat or swordplay so nobody bothers trying to fight me. I’m not exactly welcomed with open arms either. I get looks from men & women alike. Nobles & knights. I’m in a position where my status affords me some safety, but as for what comes after….. I’m unsure.

I will say, the common folk don’t particularly care. Which is a blessing. They have more important things to focus on than what’s between my legs or how I dress. I appreciate your eagerness to have my back should a situation arise; I’ve handled bully’s before efficiently, but if I need a hand I’ll let you know.

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Link!!! Help!! My ears are gone, and everything is on fire!!!!

[I forgot to draw the ears lol]

<HOW DID YOU END UP LIKE THIS?!?!!?!>

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Which Blight Ganon was the hardest to defeat?

Thunderblight.

It nearly killed me twice when I fought it. Thankfully I had Mipha to help me but after spending almost four days trying to do Naboris' puzzles, I was worn out and it almost cost me everything. I should have rest and come back. It ended up alright in the end but I'm glad I saved thunderblight for last

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Tee hee!

You found me!

[geniuseccentric]

would YOU eat grass

Hm, probably not.

I don't think I'm brave enough to try it. @askthehylianchampion, however...

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Robbie started it..

[asktheritochampion]

How’s getting link back to a person going? Is he still a dragon?

Okay, it took me several sleepless nights reading through ancient Zonai script, and cost me just about every rupee I own to gather all of these rare ingredients - but FINALLY I think ive gotten what we need to undo this curse and bring you back to your normal-

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sorry….

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oh

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link..... can u go hug zelda for me.... pretty please......... oh and u get a hug to :3

it’s nice to have her home again

@askthehylianprincess @ask-the-princess-of-hyrule

((do not tag as zelink, it makes op uncomfortable))

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If you could ask one question of any of your past incarnations, who and what would you ask?

I would ask the one before me. I would ask them what they did to trap the Calamity in their time

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What's the weirdest place you've ever found a Korok?

toilet