Ask the Insuffera6le

Ask the spiritual leader of the Alpha trolls

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MAGIC ANON!: This blog is no longer dead and magic is abruptly real. Kankri gets fire magic with absolutely no knowledge on how to effectively control it for the next week.

Why, as much as I appreciate y9urs, well, whatever it is, certainly n9t a questi9n, magic remains 6ut a fantastic thing f9r wigglers t9 enj9y and adults such as myself t9 kn9w 6etter a69ut than t9 f99lishly 6elieve in. I'm afraid that such things remain 9ut 9f y9ur p9wer t9 change, 9r any9ne's f9r that matter, really. It's n9thing pers9nal, th9se are simply the facts and y9u w9uld d9 well in accepting them n9w 6ef9re the realizati9n thr9ws y9u int9 a life changing crisis, as happened t9 a friend 9f mine in his ad9lescence. G99dness kn9ws he did n9t take it well, 6ut he emerged wiser and quite frankly, 6etter 9ff. It's a purely fictiti9us matter and-

#TW pyr9ph96ia #TW magic 

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[Attempt rare and dangerous 3x combo to start off your career as askblog?]

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Practice safe lunch, use a condiment. ---reject captor triplet

Well, we’re certainly 9ff t9 a g99d start here.

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Greetings and welc9me. My name is Kankri Vantas, feel free t9 address me h9wever y9u are m9st c9mf9rta6le, s9 l9ng as y9u’re n9t using any s9rt 9f nicknames, especially 9f the dr9gative 9r patr9nizing kind. 6e assured that this 6l9g is a safe and judgement-free z9ne f9r 9ne and all, regardless 9f species, gender, kinships, 6l99d c9l9r, skin c9l9r, hair c9l9r, eye c9l9r, lack 9f anything 9f the a69ve, 9rientati9n 9r triggers, s9 l9ng as they remain pr9perly tagged.

I w9uld 6e delighted t9 share my superi9r kn9wledge with y9u 9r simply use my unique p9siti9n 9ff the spectrum t9 emphasize with y9ur situati9n, y9u need 9nly ask f9r me t9 lecture y9u extensively, I mean, talk t9 y9u extensively in 9rder t9 pr9perly c9nvey my resp9nse t9 y9ur, with9ut a d9u6t, ultraimp9rtant queries, seeing h9w any and all 9missi9ns 9r a66reviati9ns c9uld 6e c9nsidered triggering as well, and we w9uldn’t want that.