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[sylphboneda]

    ‘ i’m sure, but do we have time to be picky ?? ‘

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ um--- no. we don’t. you’re right. ❜

[askthepiemaker-blog]

( open. )

❛ there is a perfect gift for every person, ----- it’s just extremely difficult to find. ❜

[emotiionisms]

“Perfect. That way it’ll be nice &  toasty in here.”

T’Venna smiled at him, eyes glancing between him & the window, hoping to see white powder fall from the sky. 

“You know, I heard it’s even supposed to  start snowing tonight.”

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ toasty. ❜  there was a new soft decadence to his tone as he let his gaze swim down to patterned cloth napkins--- making himself look occupied.  ❛ i hope it does. but i also hope having a toasty room doesn’t keep you from wanting to snuggle up with me. ❜

[sylphboneda]

    the attempted joke made her grin a little. ‘ ha-ha. c’mon, you looks fine as is. can’t be picky now. ‘

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ i think how you dress is the one thing you can be picky about. ❜

[bravenotblind-blog]

❛ oh. well, i’m sorry to hear that. have you thought about setting up security cameras? or maybe calling your local precinct? ❜ 

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ i talked to my p.i. friend but... ❜ all he did was laugh and keep eating his pecan pie.  ❛ security cameras might be the way to go unless i want to pull a heist and catch them in the act. ❜

[bibunsmoved-blog]

“No– Not actually–” She’d meant if he’d been holding any food, but he pretty much confirmed it. There’s success in keeping her nose from wrinkling but not so much in her knees coming up to cross. “They’re vengeful is all. Y’gotta watch what ya’ say and what ya’ do.” Lyra takes a bite of her pretzel. “Talk, yes. Reason, no way in Hell.”

[askthepiemaker-blog]

vengeful? thick brows pulled together to crinkle his forehead. cats, may be vengeful, but birds?? she acts like they watch you and take notes. spies, with feathers. he thought she must be joking so he snorts.  ❛ i think that’s a little neurotic, even for me. ❜ yes--- he’s that guy who always googles if there is hidden meaning behind cheese and their mysterious names.

[drivenashellmoved]

[drivenashellmoved]

what about LOVE ?        i never mentioned LOVE.        the timing’s bad, i know.        but perhaps,    if i made it more clear,    that you belong RIGHT HERE,    you wouldn’t have to go.        ‘cause you’d know that i’m SO MUCH IN LOVE.

                          PLEASE, will you OPEN THE DOOR ?

we both know you’re WORTH SO MUCH MORE !          if you can HEAR,    can i just say,    how much I WANT YOU TO STAY.

                                      I NEED YOU TO STAY .

[pieholecaps]

[pearswhy]

[multiiugus]

“You don’t seem like the fast type.”

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ i’m really not. ❜

[guardians-of-the-food]

Sweet Potato Pie

[askthepiemaker-blog]

( open. )

❛ bring five cans to the pie hole’s food-drive and get an extra slice of pie for free! ❜

[hemoglobiin]

          “ well, you’re like SERIOUSLY           q u i c h e so, i mean, i guess it           like doesn’t even matter, “

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ quiche? ❜ he didn’t even pronounce it right.  ❛ what’s that? ❜

[emotiionisms]

“But you’re driving away customers in the  process, darling. People should be able to  take their coats off when they come in. It’s  the best feeling to come in from the cold into  somewhere warm. They’ll associate your place  with warmth, comfort & delicious, homemade  pie. If you keep it cold, rather than remember  the pie, they’ll remember a cold, shivery  nightmare.”

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ you’re right. ❜ as he knew all along. ❛ i’ll go relight the furnace and get things cooking again. ❜ hands pulled from his pockets, one balancing a box of matches between two fingers--- giving it a small shake.

[hemoglobiin]

&&. @askthepiemaker

           “ t h a n k s, i do like heaps                of MODELING, “

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ that must be nice. i can’t even get my driver’s license picture right. i never know what to do with my hands. ❜

[sylphboneda]

    ‘ oh, ‘ a flimsy hand waved at the other. ‘ it’s better than just a t-shirt. what’re you going to wear on the bottoms?? ‘

[askthepiemaker-blog]

❛ pants. ❜ he was trying to be funny.  ❛ maybe some slacks. black jeans--- ❜

[bibunsmoved-blog]

“Y’can’t talk to the ducks that way.” She’s sitting, watching him from the park bench, holding onto her pretzel with a death grip. There was no peace here. Birds were and always would be a threat, which is why she couldn’t for the life of her understand why he was talking to the ducks so peacefully. 

“Y’ain’t holding, are ya’?”

[askthepiemaker-blog]

it was nice here. c a calm retreat away from the bustle of cars and people. sure, there was the excited cry of a kid every once in a while around the playground near the pond but...usually no one bothered anyone, nut unless it was to borrow a handful of birdseed.

❛ holding? no. feeding--- yes. ❜

he was not disturbed by the voice, but a little curious considering.  ❛ why can’t i talk to the ducks that way?? ❜ he shook out a dusted sleeve of bird seed and turned his head to watch the flocks scurry around his shoes until taking back off toward the water.