Bite Me.

"Welcome to the official Aperture Science Web Log™. I'll be happy to answer any questions you may have about the company, so long as they don't involve any questions about missing astronauts, oversea bank accounts, outstanding debts, health or safety complaints, how we have access to 21st Century computer equipment or internet access even though it's still 1985--" "Just avoid anything incriminating. And get out while you still can." Ask Blog for 1980's Era Aperture Science, 'run' by Doug Rattmann. Main blog and more info here.

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“Well, through some convoluted Aperture Science Time Shenanigans, we now have access to  the 21st century International Network. And the only time better than the present to get more investors is the future. So I’m told.”

“So if anyone out there happens to have millions of whatever currency you’re using in this universe, send it our way. Or just ask questions about our company. I don’t know man, I’m just an intern. I legitimately don’t get paid enough to care.”

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