King Of The Squirrels

IM KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

King!!! Why you are so cuteeee?!

Because I’m secretly a squirrel....shhhh

[asktherealgoogleplier]

Would you rather punch Wilford in the face (possibly pissing off Dark) or lick the peanut butter off of the king of squirrels face?

I’ve hit Wilford before it was actually Darks idea I think.

[asktherealwarfstash]

Fuck both of you.

[asktherealdarkiplier]

But it was hilarious.

[bittenscreations]

I would absolutely lick the peanut butter off KotS’s face. Can you imagine how flustered he would get? All blushy and shy? It would be hilarious & delightful to see.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

*hides shyly*

[asktherealdarkiplier]

So, do you and the other egos ever speak with King of the Squirrels? I can imagine those scenarios getting kind of......”squirrelly”. ~💀

Yeah actually we talk with him quite a bit. Generally he just wants some peanut butter but you know how he is.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

Awww Dark thats almost nice of you.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

Do the other egos ever try to bother your squirrels? *curious*

I like to think they know better.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

The Host sits at the meeting table, watching silently as King Of The Squirrels walks into the room. "Hello, King." He spoek softly, smiling at his friend. "How are you? I hope you're doing well."

I seem to have lost my peanut butter! Have you see it?

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

Have you ever been to Olney, IL? They have white squirrels.

I have them where I live.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

Since the squirrels belong to you, how long before I can expect to see you and your peanut butter beard staring at me from outside my window in the bushes?

Probably won’t happen.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

*carries in what is quite possibly the biggest squirrel ever to grace the face of the planet* This is MuffinTop, and he won't stop stealing all my Aunt's peanuts from the bunnies even though she gives him more anyway. Advice?

Allow me. *scolds squirrel*

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

I have two squirrels that live in my yard. Do they belong to you?

Yes.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

yay king!How are your squirrels?

Good, jacks has been kindly feeding them for me.

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

(Have I thrown a cat at you yet? Well Imma throw one anyway. ) Heads Up! *Throws a cat*

*catches cat* HOW DARE YOU!

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

"...At last the elusive king of the squirrels showed up- I've missed seeing you around" she said smirking

Missed? Have I seen you before?

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

AAAHHHHH SCREAMING

Why do you scream?

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

HI KINGY!!!!!

HELLO!

[asktherealkingofthesquirrels]

IM KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!!