Random thoughts sometimes become re-written song lyrics. Enjoy this one, inspired by the RP server & our characters.
[Wil]
Little town, it’s a noisy alley
Every day different from before
Little town, with int’resting people
Waking up to say
[Ensemble]
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Wil]
There go the androids holding hands, like always
Rory, Bing, and Oli, too
Every day they wander ‘round
Greeting everyone in town
They’re the cutest little bots
[Chase]
Good Morning, Wil!
[Wil]
Good morning, Chase.
[Chase]
And where are you off to, today?
[Wil]
Anti’s store. He’s got a new shipment in, with lots of daggers and kukris, and -
[Chase]
That’s nice. Jace! The plushies! Hurry up!
[Townsfolk]
Look there he goes that man is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can’t you tell?
[Oli]
Always giving out free treats
[Benji]
When’s he’s not between the sheets
[Townsfolk]
No denying he’s a kinky guy, that Wil
[Lucas]
How are the Jims, dear?
[Jace]
How is your store?
[Hendrick]
I need a charm!
[Shawn]
That’s too expensive!
[Wil]
There must be someone here that I could stab!
[Wil]
Good morning, Anti. I’ve come to see what you’ve got in stock.
[Wil]
Oh, I love getting new blades. What have you got today?
[Anti]
Nothing, the shipment’s late.
[Wil]
Well, lucky day for me. I’ll go stab the deliverman!
[Anti]
Again? But you’ve stabbed him twice!
[Wil]
Well, he’s my favorite! Begging for mercy, playing along -
[Anti]
If you like it all that much, he’s yours!
[Wil]
Thank you. Thank you very much!
[Townsfolk]
Look there he goes that guy is so peculiar
I wonder if he’s feeling well
With a crazy, feral grin
And a mind that’s filled with sin
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Wil
[Wil]
Oh, isn’t this amazing?
It’s my fav'rite part because — you’ll see
Here’s where I’m going to stab him
But he won’t know that I’m here until he bleeds!
[Dapper Dan aka Jameson Jackson, signing the lyrics]
Now it’s no wonder that his name is “Warfstache"
His ‘stache has got no parallel
[Dr. Iplier]
But behind that big pink floof
I’m afraid he seems aloof
[Jacob]
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
[Townsfolk]
He’s nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Wil!
[Author]
Hey, wait up Dark!
Wow! You knocked them for a loop, Dark!
You’re the greatest manipulator in the whole world!
[Author]
No one alive stands a chance against you. If ya know what I mean.
[Dark]
It’s true, Author. And I’ve got my sights set on that one.
[Author]
The madman with the candy store?
[Dark]
He’s the one - the lucky guy I’m going to marry.
[Dark]
The most beautiful guy in town.
[Dark]
That makes him the best. And don’t I deserve the best?
[Author]
Of course you do!
[Dark]
Right from the moment when I met him, saw him
I said he’s gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there’s only he
Who is beautiful as me
So I’m making plans to woo and marry Wil
[The fans]
Look there he goes, Isn’t he dreamy?
Darkiplier, he’s so cute!
Be still my heart I’m hardly breathing
He’s such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!
[King of the Squirrles]
Needs peanut butter
[Marvin]
What lovely soup!
[Crank]
{screeching noises}
[Dark]
Please let me through!
[Marvin]
You’ll be ok, guys.
[Virgil & Patton]
I sure hope so
[Townsfolk]
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
[Wil]
There must be someone who can understand!
[Dark]
Just watch,
I’m going to make Wil my man!
[Jims]
Look there he goes
The guy is strange but special
It’s demons, Jim, oh can’t you tell?
[Robbie]
It’s a pity and a sin
[Roman]
He doesn’t quite fit in
[Townsfolk]
'Cause he really is a funny guy
A beauty but a funny guy
He really is a funny guy
That Wil!