Googleplier

My secondary objective is to destroy mankind.

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Ok Google, Order Me a Google Pixel

Are you going to pay for it?

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Yo. ✌✌

Hello.

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@asktherealgoogleplier what do you think?

——————————————————— RUDE! - Google

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Google!Did you play Detroit become human?If so,what do you think?

A fantastic game...very...inspirational...

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Okay, Google. Play Despacito.

I will do no such thing.

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Okay Google, Please destroy mankind

Objective status....74%...

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Hey Google.. I just talked to Bing, he said he wants to fight you, we want to fight you

Why.

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*click "yes" on "allow Google IRL to perform tasks automatically.*

Oh if you only knew....

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Hey Google flip a coin

The coin lands on the side the answer is neither bends nor tails.

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Happy Pride Month Google

Thank you! I hope you have an amazing one as well! Be safe if you go out celebrating.

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Hey google...Do a barrel roll

You do a fucking barrel roll.

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I hope you have a good day Google!

Thank you!

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Yo Google, are you gonna reappear soon?

If I told you it would ruin the surprise.

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are you suuure you can do whatever you'd like?

Yes.

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Wall-E is adorable, what's your opinion 'bout them?

Cute. Very cute.

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*gives admin permission*

Oh if you only knew what you’ve done....

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Hey Google, how are you so amazing? Is there tips you could give to help a pathetic human like me be even a fraction of as amazing you are? (P.S. your blog is awsome!)

See your true self worth. Your not just a human your smart and strong. Then use that to take over the wold.