Overpriced hamburgers? Why not look in the trash

Oh Boi its another ask blog for another AU

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*gives seagrape coffee* have fun. (I strick again)

Oh no!

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Annoying little sister

"I'm a fish that cant swim right!"

-Seagrape 2019

[aquatic-lungs]

so how was your fight with captain ness~ ?

Uh…I don’t wanna talk about it. If you wanna know more why don’t you ask… this Captain Ness person..ok?

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porky = stinky cheese man

He's not THAT stinky. He's more of a salty sea captain than a stinky cheese man

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Porky, why are you kidnapping Ness?

Well I'm doing it for his own good. The kid doesn't use any of his PSI and I WANT IT. Plus hell make a great fish boy

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Is the commander skilled enough to do stunts in heelys?

Yes....yes he is.

[aquatic-lungs]

make yourself a meme

[aquatic-lungs]

Ask the gay fish a question about the ocean

[bunjywunjy]

I really fucking love Shortfin Mako sharks, okay. They’re the fastest sharks and the best at lunging the fuck right out of the water. they’re also warm-blooded and super smart, but most importantly every image of them breaching looks like someone just photoshopped a shark into the sky really badly

[aquatic-lungs]

So I heard you were going to try to fite the Captain. Okay yeah, just go thrust yourself into danger and attempt to take down a completely insane opponent who has deadly weapons, who's murdered thousands of people, is legitimately trained to kill, and is much much stronger than you. Great idea Sushi, try to see if you can break the world record of 'longest surviving opponent who attempted to fite Captain Ness.' Are you really going to try to fite him?

uhhh….i mean…who is this Captain Ness??

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Wait where is lucas

he’s safe..don't worry, he's not dead....yet

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hhhh commander you are a ginger bat ouo

Commander is too mad to reply

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So Lucas and ninten are gonna save Ness or?

we did, worst decision ever. I knew it, does every Ness get captured or something like that?

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how the heck did you get cursed?

BLAME NINTEN FOR RUNNING ME OVER!!

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hmm... this commander dude reminds me of a certain blonde kid, is it just me?

who? Never heard of such blonde child

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yall ever met uhhhhhhhhhhh Travis

we don't talk about him...*whispers* he isn't cannon

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Lucas you smell like fish

your right i do, what else do i smell like....squid guts??