Ask the Vet Pony

I'm doctor Flummox. I'll take care for your diseased pets and answer some questions. (Medical accuracy not guaranteed)

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Derp.

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A silly question deserves a silly answer.

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It would be useful to use unicorn magic but I’m pretty comfortable with being an earth pony.

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It’s a wonder that he found his way to the hospital.

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Buy now! (until the supply lasts)

For information on risks and side-effects please read the pack insert and ask your doctor, pharmacist, or your local shaman.

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This day marks the 3rd anniversary of this blog!

To do something special on this day I thought I make a giveaway of the special kind. In most giveaways people have a low chance to win something. But not this time: everybody wins a prize.

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Potential neck injuries aren't a thing to joke about but I admit that the moose looked funny being stuck in the door frame.

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It would be very unprofessional to date my patients and I would only humiliate myself dating such sleazy guys.

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I'm sorry to say that but the fish is dead.

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It doesn't happen very often but sometimes I get little gifts (e.g. flowers or chocolate) from my patients or from the pet keepers. Especially the children are very eager to draw something for me while they are waiting the the waiting room.

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Many patients have a fear of syringes but they are not as bad as the patients claim they are.

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Some pet keepers think that I instantly know what's "wrong" with their pet. I need at least bit of information to start looking for the cause of the disease or the pain. The pets can't always show or tell me their problems.

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I got a teddy bear for an old and dusty book with cute baby animal pictures that I bought when I was little. I don't need that book anymore because I already see many cute animals at work.

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Oh yes, I treated a three-headed swamp chimera. The last chimera that came to me said that they were battered by an orange pony on their territory.

((Mod:

Today is Cathy Weseluck's birthday. She is the voice actress that voiced the vet in the episode "Secret of my Excess". Say happy birthday to her on twitter.))

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It's CANINE LUPUS!

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Speaking doesn't make everything easier.

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The last time I checked Fluttershy's bunny Angel I diagnosed that Angel is just a plain stubborn jackass. He faked several stomach aches to make Fluttershy do what he wants. I offered Fluttershy to castrate him but she refused.

At least Angel didn't hurt that much as Rarity's cat Opalescence did.