It's CELEGORM, BITCH

In-Character Celegorm Ask Blog. Disclaimer and CW for Excessive Amounts of Assholery. The mun neither approves of nor condones the opinions stated by the muse

[piroeoe]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Seen on my walk this morning.

[ask-maedhros]

What? Physical fights? Why?

He’s celegorm, he’s just, like that. He likes to rough house. 

[asktyelkormo]

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[ask-maedhros]

Doing okay there, bro?

[asktyelkormo]

Wha

[ask-maedhros]

What? Physical fights? Why?

He’s celegorm, he’s just, like that. He likes to rough house. 

[asktyelkormo]

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[asktyelkormo]

have you ever shaved tiger stripes into yr legs, cause you should. do elves even have leg hair>?

UM??? NO????

[vampiraptor]

To whomstever is peeing on the floor of the public restrooms, can you uuuu NOT, maybe, idk

[ask-thingol]

Ummmm how about try a little gratitude? Someone pissed on those floors with their OWN PISS and you look at it like its nothing???

[askfingonthevaliant]

Why do I follow you again

[asktyelkormo]

Lmao my bad

[everyteenager4free1]

[asktyelkormo]

How's no nut november going?

AS IF I CAN BE BOTHERED

[vampiraptor]

You know what I like

Some fuckin trees,,, in some motherfuckin WOODS

Bigass motherfuckin woods 

Yea

[shiftythrifting]

Chaotic energies from this shirt

[asktyelkormo]

@saurons-advice

[asktyelkormo]

What Thingol did to Maedhros? Maedhros. He did Maedhros. And it wasn't consensual. Go beat him up now.

I AM, ANON

[asktyelkormo]

I'd tell you but maybe you should ask Maedhros?

About wha-

Oh right. OH RIGHT. FUCK. HEY @ask-maedhros WHAT ABOUT THIS THINGOL BULLSHITNVM YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M GONNA 

[asktyelkormo]

*smiles shyly and gives you a bunch of flowers*

Oh, nice ;)

[asktyelkormo]

Yeah I’ve been out hunting, I suppose I should respond to some of my adoring fans now that I’m back, hm

[asktyelkormo]

What's your favourite swear word? And are you over the depression period over idiots sending evil things?

I don’t get DEPRESSED, I’m not some kind of DEPRESSION HAVING PERSON, ALRIGHT 

I like fuck but cunt is just as good.

[asktyelkormo]

Oh no, you didn’t know? When Maedhros visited Doriath to petition for land rights during the war, Thingol hit him and raped him. He’s never had to face any consequences for it.

HHHHHHHHHHH WHU 

[asktyelkormo]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pussy wher uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh