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@ask-thingol
I am actually down bad for you Thingol. I've been lusting after your body ever since I caught my eyes on you. Are you looking for another partner? *sexy Wink*
IM LOOKING FOR MY CAR KEYS HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAR KEYS I SWEAR I PUT THEM DOWN JUST ONE SECOND AGO. MELIAN WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS. DO YOU SEE THEM. HELLO.
Are you awake?
HELLO
What happened to Melian?
She is NOT TALKING TO ME because apparently I did BAD THINGS and she has BETTER PEOPLE TO HANG OUT WITH
@saurons-advice we need to talk about messing with my creations…
What do you mean?
Your wraiths… that’s not natural nor is it planned…
Excuse you, my wraiths are all natural and organic
They’re see through… I didn’t make my second born see through… and they screech… organic and natural means it was created and ordained by me… these twisted things aren’t either…
You need to stop calling my precious nazgul freaks of nature, Eru. It’s RUDE.
It’s not entirely inaccurate, though I prefer to consider myself an example for mortals of how to seize upon an opportunity when the chance to do so presents itself.
The bigger the risk, there bigger the reward, right?
Angmar is right. My nazgul dont revolte against nature, they live it to the fullest.
Indeed.
Clearly I’m doing something right, given that I’m here sipping mimosas in the Undying Lands and have not caused any trouble or had so much responsibility that I wanted to eat my own morgul blade ever since my legendary record setting run of not getting killed was ended.
It should go without saying that I am a reasonable nazgûl and despite the on over for a mimosa any time @ask-eru-lluvatar
…this one can stay…noones ever offered me anything ever… just keep on asking and asking for more and more… this is nice change of events… I like this one
Given that it is the least I can possibly do to show my appreciation for LITERAL EXISTENCE, it’s unfortunate to hear that.
I always try to be a polite and friendly new neighbor, given that I am also a creepy immortal sorcerer who lived in a terrifying hospitable fortress, but invite the neighbors a few times and somehow “creepy undead necromancer” becomes ”quirky eccentric”.
As I always say, why make enemies if you can make cocktails?
can i have a mimosa
How could you fuck your own grandson
Well, on a good day, he made it easy. On days where he was feeling annoying, I’d bring out the chains or sedatives.
If you mean on a MORAL level, well, just look at Maedhros and tell me you wouldnt do the same.
This is a lot for me to learn in one day. I didn’t think that our…relationship…could get worse. You’re sick.
I’ll be your grandfather instead if you want
BITCH weren’t you DEAD AND BURNED TO ASHES, YOU MINT SUCKER?
Yeah you LIT THE DAMN BOAT ON FIRE ONCE I WAS IN IT but don’t worry I had health insurance, I got better. I now know not to trust you.
you made the entire harbor REEK LIKE FUCKING ROTTEN BURNT MINT and are still alive?!
ya i got better. you owe me a new bottle of mint extract tho.
I owe you a successful assassination, you disgrace of a fucking elf bitch king minter of gingers
im a king you know, you cant talk to a king like that
How could you fuck your own grandson
Well, on a good day, he made it easy. On days where he was feeling annoying, I’d bring out the chains or sedatives.
If you mean on a MORAL level, well, just look at Maedhros and tell me you wouldnt do the same.
This is a lot for me to learn in one day. I didn’t think that our…relationship…could get worse. You’re sick.
I’ll be your grandfather instead if you want
BITCH weren’t you DEAD AND BURNED TO ASHES, YOU MINT SUCKER?
Yeah you LIT THE DAMN BOAT ON FIRE ONCE I WAS IN IT but don’t worry I had health insurance, I got better. I now know not to trust you.
you made the entire harbor REEK LIKE FUCKING ROTTEN BURNT MINT and are still alive?!
ya i got better. you owe me a new bottle of mint extract tho.
How could you fuck your own grandson
Well, on a good day, he made it easy. On days where he was feeling annoying, I’d bring out the chains or sedatives.
If you mean on a MORAL level, well, just look at Maedhros and tell me you wouldnt do the same.
This is a lot for me to learn in one day. I didn’t think that our…relationship…could get worse. You’re sick.
I’ll be your grandfather instead if you want
BITCH weren’t you DEAD AND BURNED TO ASHES, YOU MINT SUCKER?
Yeah you LIT THE DAMN BOAT ON FIRE ONCE I WAS IN IT but don’t worry I had health insurance, I got better. I now know not to trust you.
How could you fuck your own grandson
Well, on a good day, he made it easy. On days where he was feeling annoying, I’d bring out the chains or sedatives.
If you mean on a MORAL level, well, just look at Maedhros and tell me you wouldnt do the same.
This is a lot for me to learn in one day. I didn’t think that our…relationship…could get worse. You’re sick.
I’ll be your grandfather instead if you want
Thinking about having Elrohir killed. I dont like him.
:)))))))) hey thingol, do you like boats?
Yeah, why?
:)))) i have a new one, want to see how i decorated it inside? :)))))))))))
Oo, flirtatious, aren’t you? I’d love to, however, given that you recently spoke of killing me, I don’t know if I can trust you.
Oh come on, mint king! don’t you want a night of fire?
Does that mean you’re bringing your boyfriend? Please bring him.
Oh yes he’ll be there too :)))))))) our passion will burn you, Thingol. It’ll be so hot you’ll never forget it.
FINALLY. I’ve been sitting here with a hard on all day. Where is this boat of yours? Let’s engage in firey passion.
I ship it
Wait I didn’t sign up to fuck Thingol again
Love trust me, this fiery passion of ours will burn as bright as the sun, the flame of lust will be seen from everywhere in the harbour, like an inferno :)))))))))))))))))
Can Maedhros be there too?
Thinking about having Elrohir killed. I dont like him.
:)))))))) hey thingol, do you like boats?
Yeah, why?
:)))) i have a new one, want to see how i decorated it inside? :)))))))))))
Oo, flirtatious, aren’t you? I’d love to, however, given that you recently spoke of killing me, I don’t know if I can trust you.
Oh come on, mint king! don’t you want a night of fire?
Does that mean you’re bringing your boyfriend? Please bring him.
Oh yes he’ll be there too :)))))))) our passion will burn you, Thingol. It’ll be so hot you’ll never forget it.
FINALLY. I've been sitting here with a hard on all day. Where is this boat of yours? Let's engage in firey passion.
Thinking about having Elrohir killed. I dont like him.
:)))))))) hey thingol, do you like boats?
Yeah, why?
:)))) i have a new one, want to see how i decorated it inside? :)))))))))))
Oo, flirtatious, aren’t you? I’d love to, however, given that you recently spoke of killing me, I don’t know if I can trust you.
Oh come on, mint king! don’t you want a night of fire?
Does that mean you're bringing your boyfriend? Please bring him.
Thinking about having Elrohir killed. I dont like him.
:)))))))) hey thingol, do you like boats?
Yeah, why?
:)))) i have a new one, want to see how i decorated it inside? :)))))))))))
Oo, flirtatious, aren't you? I'd love to, however, given that you recently spoke of killing me, I don't know if I can trust you.
Thinking about having Elrohir killed. I dont like him.
:)))))))) hey thingol, do you like boats?
Yeah, why?
Thinking about having Elrohir killed. I dont like him.
Are you adopted?
piece of shit greyface, what the fuck kind of question is that? are you hinting something, uh? you wanna catch these hands?! MY BOYFRIEND WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE
Unfortunately, he spawned from my loins.
Elrohir, don’t make me get the soap.
Eat shit and die crying, old man
I fucked your mother
Good for you, I guess??? What kinda shitty statement is that, we are RELATED for a REASON
Elrond! Elrohir! Stop this! I raised you better than this!
What do you want, grandpa? He says he fucked my mother, i just told him i know??
Just stop fighting and misbehaving. And PLEASE break up with Sauron. He’s no good for you. You know your father and I fought WARS to keep that bastard in check, and now you’re off fucking him? Really?
im worth it
I was going to ask if you were seeing this, @saurons-advice, but you’re already here to watch the elf fight.
There’s so much sexual tension here. I love it.
You repulse me more every breath you take.
I just think you two would be less angry at each other if you had some intimate relations! It works well, trust me.
Please, deepthroat a sword and impale yourself like the cockroach you are.
You’d be less cranky if you engaged in some good father-son bonding!
…I don’t want to know the fuck you did with your daughter. Show yourself down a volcano
I kept my beautiful daughter in check, that’s what
Oh Eru you fucked her, didn’t you? Oh shit oh fuck @saurons-advice can we burn him?
Yeah, so what if I did? No one else is worthy of indulging in her beauty.
@earendilionimladris @ask-maedhros @askfingonthevaliant yo can we kill thingol?
… Yule came early, here’s a new longbow and arrows.
Let’s HUNT a BITCH
Did you know, we have conveniently run out of healing supplies, and thus I can no longer save anyone from any mysterious arrow wounds. And all resources that come in must be prioritised for the Imladrim, so I especially cannot responsibly heal a foreign king.
Do we have sufficient supplies of oil to burn that mintsucker gingerfucker feetlicker poor excuse of an elf?
Can you guys just chill?????
@ask-thingol Didn’t you ban the use of my language and send your daughter’s boyfriend on a suicide mission and murder refugees? What is this “chill” you speak of? Pot? Kettle?
All those things were necessary to rule a country
idk why there’s so many haters out there, i think they’re just jealous because i’ve got so much swag
oh eru
Gods spare my eyes.
Why are you guys attacking me??? Telling me I should die is really mean :/
Are you adopted?
piece of shit greyface, what the fuck kind of question is that? are you hinting something, uh? you wanna catch these hands?! MY BOYFRIEND WILL BOIL YOU ALIVE
Unfortunately, he spawned from my loins.
Elrohir, don’t make me get the soap.
Eat shit and die crying, old man
I fucked your mother
Good for you, I guess??? What kinda shitty statement is that, we are RELATED for a REASON
Elrond! Elrohir! Stop this! I raised you better than this!
What do you want, grandpa? He says he fucked my mother, i just told him i know??
Just stop fighting and misbehaving. And PLEASE break up with Sauron. He’s no good for you. You know your father and I fought WARS to keep that bastard in check, and now you’re off fucking him? Really?
im worth it
I was going to ask if you were seeing this, @saurons-advice, but you’re already here to watch the elf fight.
There’s so much sexual tension here. I love it.
You repulse me more every breath you take.
I just think you two would be less angry at each other if you had some intimate relations! It works well, trust me.
Please, deepthroat a sword and impale yourself like the cockroach you are.
You’d be less cranky if you engaged in some good father-son bonding!
…I don’t want to know the fuck you did with your daughter. Show yourself down a volcano
I kept my beautiful daughter in check, that’s what
Oh Eru you fucked her, didn’t you? Oh shit oh fuck @saurons-advice can we burn him?
Yeah, so what if I did? No one else is worthy of indulging in her beauty.
@earendilionimladris @ask-maedhros @askfingonthevaliant yo can we kill thingol?
… Yule came early, here’s a new longbow and arrows.
Let’s HUNT a BITCH
Did you know, we have conveniently run out of healing supplies, and thus I can no longer save anyone from any mysterious arrow wounds. And all resources that come in must be prioritised for the Imladrim, so I especially cannot responsibly heal a foreign king.
Do we have sufficient supplies of oil to burn that mintsucker gingerfucker feetlicker poor excuse of an elf?
Can you guys just chill?????
