Ask Akaza / Upper Moon Three

I saw that Kyojuro had made a Tumblr QnA account So I made my own. Go on. Ask... Well then... Shall we begin? *WARNING: THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL, THIS IS FAN-MADE*

[askuppermoon3]

Introduction

Well, well... Seems like you've found this... "Blog". I'm Akaza, Upper Moon 3.

I hate weaklings like you, but just for the experience, I've opened my ask box. I won't really care what kind of questions you ask, but if Kyojuro is doing this, it must be entertaining!!!

Kamado Tanjiro - @tanjirokamadoblog Kamado Nezuko - SLOT OPENED Agatsuma Zenitsu - @zenitsu-shock-and-awe Hashibira Inosuke - @king-of-mountains Tsuyuri Kanao - @askkanaotsuyuri Shinazugawa Genya - @ask-genyashinazugawa Kanzaki Aoi - @askaoikanzaki

Iguro Obanai - @albino-snake-kaburamaru Uzui Tengen - @sound-hashira-askblogg Kanroji Mitsuri - @ask-mitsuri-k4nr0j1 Kocho Shinobu - @kocho-butterfly Shinazugawa Sanemi - @tinysanemi Tokito Muichiro - @the-mist-hashira Tomioka Giyuu - @salmon-daikon-nagi Himejima Gyomei - @askthestonehashiragyomei Rengoku Kyojuro - @flame-doughnut

Hand Demon - @hands-of-a-scaredy-cat Enmu - @ask-locomotive-enthusiast Mukago - SLOT OPENED Rui - @rui-ayaki-lower5 Kaigaku - @epic-thunder-moon Gyutaro - @hideous-brother Daki - @warabihime-oiran Gyokko - @ask-gyokko Hantengu - @hantengu-and-clones-upper4 Nakime - @nakime-otokawa-upper4 Akaza - @askuppermoon3 Douma - @douma-upper2 and @doumauppermoon2 (there is two of him now...???) Kokushibo - @kokush1boaskblog Muzan - @blue-spider-lilies

Tamayo - @i-hate-muzan Yushiro - @meka-kushi Sabito - @xxx-the-cool-fox-man-xxx Makomo - @makom0-water-wheel Tomioka Tsutako - @asktsutakotomioka Masachika - @ask-masachika Kocho Kanae - @flowerpillarkocho Ubuyashiki Kagaya - @ubuyashiki-and-prayers Ubuyashiki Amane - SLOT OPENED Tsugikuni Yoriichi - @muzans-biggest-hater-yorichii

(OOC: Please no weird questions though, since OOC is a minor. Thx.)

[askuppermoon3]

You want to beat up Douma with me? I've got swords, holy water, everything and anything to make that bitch

FUCKING

HURT!

Yes.

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Oh, I LOVE the determination. Go ahead you both, I’ll let you take the first hit! Just be quick, before Lord Muzan or Kokushibo see you. ”

“ And you don’t mind if I take this one once they die, do you, Akaza? ”

[askuppermoon3]

(Mod: holy crap i forgot this blog existed-)

What if I do mind?

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Awww. It’s just that they’re just so dedicated. . . I can’t let us stay separated, you know? ”

“ But don’t be upset, I bet your next human will be just as tasty〜! ”

[askuppermoon3]

How many times do I need to tell you that I try my best not to eat humans, and to gain strength by my own ability?

...Though whatever...

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Ehh? Still? We need our nutrients to get stronger! ”

“ . . .You really never change. I like that about you. ”

[askuppermoon3]

(grossed out a little)

I just prefer differently. And I still don't understand how you can eat women so much...

(ooc: DOUKAZA?!?! yes.)

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ You would know if you tried. ”

[askuppermoon3]

I'll never.

(ooc: heheheh)

[askuppermoon3]

You want to beat up Douma with me? I've got swords, holy water, everything and anything to make that bitch

FUCKING

HURT!

Yes.

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Oh, I LOVE the determination. Go ahead you both, I’ll let you take the first hit! Just be quick, before Lord Muzan or Kokushibo see you. ”

“ And you don’t mind if I take this one once they die, do you, Akaza? ”

[askuppermoon3]

(Mod: holy crap i forgot this blog existed-)

What if I do mind?

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Awww. It’s just that they’re just so dedicated. . . I can’t let us stay separated, you know? ”

“ But don’t be upset, I bet your next human will be just as tasty〜! ”

[askuppermoon3]

How many times do I need to tell you that I try my best not to eat humans, and to gain strength by my own ability?

...Though whatever...

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Ehh? Still? We need our nutrients to get stronger! ”

“ . . .You really never change. I like that about you. ”

[askuppermoon3]

(grossed out a little)

I just prefer differently. And I still don't understand how you can eat women so much...

(ooc: DOUKAZA?!?! yes.)

[askuppermoon3]

You want to beat up Douma with me? I've got swords, holy water, everything and anything to make that bitch

FUCKING

HURT!

Yes.

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Oh, I LOVE the determination. Go ahead you both, I’ll let you take the first hit! Just be quick, before Lord Muzan or Kokushibo see you. ”

“ And you don’t mind if I take this one once they die, do you, Akaza? ”

[askuppermoon3]

(Mod: holy crap i forgot this blog existed-)

What if I do mind?

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Awww. It’s just that they’re just so dedicated. . . I can’t let us stay separated, you know? ”

“ But don’t be upset, I bet your next human will be just as tasty〜! ”

[askuppermoon3]

How many times do I need to tell you that I try my best not to eat humans, and to gain strength by my own ability?

...Though whatever...

[askuppermoon3]

You want to beat up Douma with me? I've got swords, holy water, everything and anything to make that bitch

FUCKING

HURT!

Yes.

[douma-uppermoontwo]

“ Oh, I LOVE the determination. Go ahead you both, I’ll let you take the first hit! Just be quick, before Lord Muzan or Kokushibo see you. ”

“ And you don’t mind if I take this one once they die, do you, Akaza? ”

[askuppermoon3]

(Mod: holy crap i forgot this blog existed-)

What if I do mind?

[askuppermoon3]

𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝘿𝙄𝘿 𝙑𝙐 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙉 𝙆𝙔𝙊𝙅𝙐𝙍𝙊-𝙎𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙊 𝘼 𝘿𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙉𝙐𝙏?? (𝙙𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙢𝙖 𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼)

I had to in order to make the fight more interesting.

[askuppermoon3]

-a small little girl wanders over, with a mug decorated with small snowflakes, she hands it to you, on it, it says:

'#1 in every women's heart'

"Mama say's you saved her once from a thief.. and... And I wanted to say thank you! So.. so.. thank you mister!

He looked rather stunned. A little confused too. Since humans don't thank demons. They are more afraid of demons. But not this child...

And the mug's design seemed a little familiar to something... or someone. But that was beside the point.

Akaza gently took the mug as he nodded and replied to the little girl.

Oh... Thanks...

He didn't know what to really say, other than to show appreciation.

[askuppermoon3]

You want to beat up Douma with me? I've got swords, holy water, everything and anything to make that bitch

FUCKING

HURT!

Yes.

[askuppermoon3]

Hello, Lord Akaza. May I get a hug?

[I am AFAB (Assigned Female At Birth) but identify as Agenderflux. My mental health is really bad and I just want someone to care.]

Oh... Are you... okay? Of course... Here. I'll hug gently so I don't break your ribs...

(OOC: damn... ya good? if you need anyone, I'm here...)

[askuppermoon3]

So what happens if I poison somebody in front of you

Are you gonna slide those hands into my throat?

You fucking idiot 

It doesn't matter if that person doesn't have to do anything with me. It just proves furthermore that you are weak.

(OOC: uhhhh can we not call each other an idiot? please?)

[askuppermoon3]

So how many times do I have to smack you before you realize how stupid a decision you make every time you talk

Absolute Dingus that you are you are still only alive because of the ranks

- Sincerely, a message to all the upper moons by muzan

I think somebody’s been giving the master weed again

I thought Muzan-sama already was addicted to some substance-

[askuppermoon3]

*Put him in comfortable robe*

...It's a bit warm, actually. Thanks, I think I needed that for the winter, though we can adjust our own heat.

(OOC: darth vader who????? XD)

[askuppermoon3]

...What.

[askuppermoon3]

Akaza if you were to dare to challenge the sun breathing users, you would not last the day, they don’t care about your fighting spirit. They care about the people you have massacred

There’s a reason why muzan fears the users of the sun

Do not be a fool and challenge them like they are poetry compared to you

Your master made that mistake once and got Depowered

Don’t you make that mistake

Jeez, fine. At least Kyojuro wasn't the "Sun Hashira", as you might call one.

[askuppermoon3]

ooc, to mod:

as an Akaza fictionkin that's very strongly source-connected, you are doing amazing. very much me.

@wilqw333

OOC SPEAKING

Awwww thanks!!! I try to be as much lore-related as I can!! Also I just wanted the experience of the very in-character interaction people can do, because that is what I would like if I were to ask a rp account!!

[askuppermoon3]

@douma-upper2

Hey Akaza-dono, I just realized something; there is a pretty good chance I had (and maybe still do) a lot siblings and potentially niblings as well, do you think any of them might still be around?

What would I know, I wouldn't have seen them nonetheless. If you wanna go find them, go riiight ahead, and I'll stay here.

[doumauppermoon2]

It's cold...there's a storm coming..let me in~

[askuppermoon3]

Ladies (and gentlemen), this is why you do not trust this man.