Stop Winking At Me

Clint Barton, Capricorn, I'm not a hipster I swear to "Odin's Beard"

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itslavender 

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but what about ur green green pickle puss?

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Fort Nopuns has been compromised. We took a hit today and were forced to retreat for the time being.

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*puts ketchup in your hair*

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@mun/mod/admin/whatever-you-call-yourself I demand more updates

Mun’s been drawing the wrong bow and arrow guy.

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so do u have a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever?

I’m not in a relationship… currently.

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Swear not by "Odin's Beard", the inconsistent "Odin's Beard", that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable.

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SO IF YOU WONDERING

I’M STILL ALIVE

I FELL ASLEEP 

I’LL ANSWER QUESTIONS SOON

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French Fry Hair

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Who first taught you how to sin?

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how many arrows can you carry in your quiver?

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How do you feel about Bucky?

He wears too much eye make-up.

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is it true that the other avengers steal your booty shorts?

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Hey, wanna buy a painting?

People from Brooklyn are crazy man.

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Sinning and beating up bad guys usually does the trick.

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so was the whole modern crimson thing just a phase or...?

Regret is best served cold and at unexpected times.