Ask VLaDOS

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Very much alive.

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I have several.

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I imagine she's dead by now.

[askwhitney]

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Not Hiring: Part 13

The story thus far: Whitney attempts to help out with household finances by getting a waitress-ing job at Ciel’s workplace. There, an assault by a worker leads to a cut in her android skin, allowing water to short out her circuitry. In desperation, Ciel calls upon the only one who can help, and ends up back in a place he never wanted to see again. Aperture Science Laboratories.

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VLaDOS and PotaDOS.

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The “Virtual” part of my name comes from the virtual avatar they installed in me to attempt to monitor my behavior.  My test subjects have always been humans until they, for various reasons, came to be in short supply.

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Honestly, what the lunatic sees in that moron is a mystery.

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We have a hotter furnace.

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After I went through the trouble to recover the Adventure core from space, she ought to be put to some use.

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So far, the pickings have been... slim.

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Any regrets coming out on April fools day?

((I don't think so? I thought it would be kinda funny to make something real on a day when everyone is faking each other out.))

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Absolutely not.

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One Day.

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"Villainous?" Seriously?

Sounds more like that mute lunatic.

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