Ask Wilfred.

Hello, my name is Wilfred. I figure many of you have questions for me. Ask away, and I will answer. Publicly. I'm not a pussy, although my best friend, Ryan... pitiful.

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we gotta hang out and smoke.p.s your the coolest dog next to my dog we should have a doggie play day of getting really really high my dog even smokes to he says his favortie weed is charlie sheen :) whats yours?

Giving weed the name Charlie Sheen is downright insanity. Very potent Cocaine should have that name.  I rarely give weed a name reference unless it's medical, and I use its medical name.  Stupid people give weed names when the reality is it's just weed.   Weed should only be categorized under quality and additives.  ONLY...

-Wilfred

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Dude, I fucking love you. I wanna get stoned with you so bad! Anyway, I have a question; iIs Ryan gay? I feel like he could swing either way at this point...

I doubt it.  Solely from the fact about the whole finger thing.  SOLELY from that...

-Wilfred

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Wilfred, my love, you're quite the lovely fellow, lets toke.

THIS is why I made the Tumblr account, love.  To feed my egotistical narcissism and to smoke weed with all kinds of people who love me. Thank you for all of those things.

Sincerely,

Wilfred

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1. Can we smoke it up together?2. WHY DOES JENNA ORGASM SO MUUCCHH?!?!?!

1. Always yes, love.

2. There is such a thing in this world called multi-orgasmic people.  And less pertaining to your question but still rather interesting...some females can find sexual pleasure from simply pissing after kegel exercises. Fun fact.

All the best,

Wilfred

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Hey Willy,How come you tag your name as "Jeremy Gann?" Shouldn't it be Jason Gann?

That's a big deal, mate!  Every tag will be changed by next week, it was a simple mistake.  I wish you weren't anonymous; I could thank you properly with a nice big lick on the face.

Thanks again.

-Wilfred

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Wilfred Come smoke with me and ill toss your ball for you as well ! <3 u !!!

The smoking...yes.  But the ball...since when has anyone wanted to do much of anything while stoned?

-Wilfred

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Wilfred is an asshole to Ryan but it's cuz Ryan's a bitch so it's ok.

Dear hella-fly,

....Agreed.

-Wilfred

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Hey wilfred how do i make my dog get baked with me? And do you do any other drugs ?

Have you ever just tried handing him the bong?  or feeding him pot cookies?  (I can't do brownies.  Doesn't agree with my stomach.) I do other drugs, from over the counter to hardcore medicines, but how often does Ryan volunteer at the hospice anymore?  Probably not from now on after I killed that lady...WITH MY CHARMS! 

-Wilfred

P.S.  And of course...a pillow.

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Which Matt Damon movie is your favorite? (I don't really see what he sees in Ben Affleck either)

You gotta love the Bourne movies.  Tons of action, lots of suspense...It's AWESOME!

-Wilfred

P.S.  Glad you agree about the Ben Affleck situation.

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Does Jenna smoke weed w/ u and Ryan? And who taught you to smoke weed? It was Jenna, wasn't it? I answered my own question, didn't I?!

Jenna doesn't smoke weed; for crying out loud, she thinks my bong is just a toy.  And how did I learn?  Ever heard the expression "Doggie see, Doggie do?"

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Can we get stoned?

Of course, mate!  I get stoned with gray people all the time!  You don't even have to ask!

-Wilfred

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How did you and Jenna come to meeting and how long has she owned you?

Jenna found me at a shelter and she fell in love with my charm.  Originally I fell in love with her looks, and she's been a good owner ever since.  Roughly 34 years.

-Wilfred

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Why is your blog so stupid??

Why are you a scared little anonymous punk bitch?

-Wilfred

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how do you stay so fresh in sticky situations?

I don't fear consequences and I smell the fear of others in sticky situations.  Makes me feel better, to be honest.  Just always act like you know what you're doing and you'll always look the freshest.

-Wilfred

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You should treat Bear better, he's been through a lot

I don't know what you're talking about.  We saved Bear's life. 

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Why do you have an Australian accent? Are you from Australia?

...I have an Australian accent because I'm Wilfred.  Check Wikipedia, love.  It's very self explanatory.

-Wilfred...Originally Australian Angel of Death