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An ask blog for WV aka the Mayor of Can Town. Answers will be a mixture of both art and text.

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Bonus

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Put that thing away before you hurt yourself.

You secure your spear in your strife deck so that you do not accidentally poke anything or hurt someone (including yourself). A wise and sensible decision. You should do more of those.

This is the dumbest idea you've had since you were cloned!!!

STUPID STUPID STUPID.

And yet the polished glass of the cloning pod...

It beckons.

You don't seem to have many good ideas, but if you were going to follow any order from an omnipotent voice I guess this would be your best option considering the alternatives.

You build a FORT out of the BATTLE ARMS BOX. Well, build is an overstatement. With only a box to use, you can't really do much with it building wise. You sorta just jump into it and call it a fort as if calling it something makes it that which you called it.

Now what?

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You are very happy to be complimented even if your excessive face coverings make it harder for everyone to see your emotions. You really should consider taking it off some time so others can see you smile. You actually have a really cute smile and should show it off!

You answer the question by showing what it is you like to do after a hard day: draw. Drawing helps calm you down when you're angry or upset. It also helps you remember people and things that you'd rather not forget. Plus it's fun to draw! You think that your art is amazing and you feel good.

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Kissing tends to be a popular thing for you to do as a mayor although usually you're kissing babies (and occasionally PM, but that's different). You guess kissing your full grown citizens is something you could do too. You give the citizen sterlings-secret a quick kiss on the cheek.

((I just used Stitch cuz I though he'd be fun to draw. xD Hope you don't mind.

Oh and I guess I'm going to be doing both regular asks and mayorstuck and see how it works out.))

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On the nature of this blog

(( This blog was started as a simple ask blog for the Mayor of Can Town. For 413 this year I wanted to do something special and so I started MAYORSTUCK, ending the series of panels by asking "What will you do?" and enabling answers. This quickly became the most reblogged post within a week of posting it and I got a quick flood of answers and possible commands for PAWN AGENT 413. I couldn't help myself and I selected one and drew out the prompt.

I think I'd like to continue this little adventure so long as I keep getting prompts and I guess what I'm trying to ask is should I?

Since each prompt people give me would take the story in a different direction and each time I answer a question I ask for a new prompt, I could only answer one question instead of every single one like I like to do with normal asks.

Another question is should I continue with normal asks as well or just focus on MAYORSTUCK? Either way I'd like to at least finish off the asks I have left in my box.

So...what do you all think? ))

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You have no idea where you would find ARMS. Oh but look. This fellow seems to know what's going on. Maybe you could ask him.

> Ask about arms.

Well, would you look at that. You didn't even have to ask. The Arms Representative has brought a box of BATTLE ARMS for you and the other pawns to allocate to your STRIFE SPECIBUSES. There are generally two weapon types that the pawn class can wield: SWORDS and SPEARS.

> Select "SPEAR".

Your STRIFE SPECIUBUS has been ALLOCATED with the SPEARKIND ABSTRATUS.

The SPEAR has been moved to your STRIFE DECK.

> Wait for further directions.

While you wait, you admire your new SPEAR. You much prefer it to the other option of SWORD although you don't really know how to wield either. Truthfully, the idea of fighting doesn't appeal to you and you are starting to feel nervous about this whole thing.

What will you do next?

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A young pawn stands in the lab. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young pawn's cloning day. Though it was thirteen minutes ago he was given life, it is only now he will be given a number!

What will the name of this pawn be?

> Enter number.

> Try again.

> Examine Lab.

You have no name, just your cloning number, which happens to be PAWN AGENT 413. As was previously mentioned it is your CLONING DAY which isn't all that unual since it is also the cloning day of several other pawns. A number of CLONES are standing about the lab, waiting for orders. While you wait with them, you think about your variety of INTERESTS that you are already starting to develop. You have a passion for GLANCING AROUND AND BLINKING AT EVERYTHING. You like to glance and blink at your fellow clones to make friends with them, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for, uhh, THE SHINY FLOOR TILES, you guess, and are an aspiring...an aspiring...You have no aspirations what so ever at this point in your life. You were just cloned 13 minutes ago so you haven't had much time to really think about your options. Maybe you want to become a BUTCHER or a BAKER or a CANDLESTICK MAKER or a MAYOR. Really the possibilities are endless. YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT!

What will you do?

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What dollar?

Please don't ask.

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1-800-CAN-TOWN is currently experiencing difficulties. We apologize for the inconvenience. Please refrain from calling this number until further notice.

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Citizenship is just a click away!

But wait! There's more! You'll also get this free bumper sticker to proudly declare you citizenship to the best town ever!

Once again, if you follow now you'll get Citizenship to Can Town, a bumper sticker, AND if you follow in the next five minutes you'll also get the Mayor's friendship absolutely free! That's right FREE!

Actually, we're just kidding. Everyone gets the Mayor's friendship no matter when or even if they follow. After all,

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WV: Answer the questions.

What questions?

Did you just eat the questions? Is there anything you WON'T eat?

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WV: Play chess.

You like to battle your friends in a rousing game of whits, testing out different strategies and impressing them with your intellect. It also provides job opportunities for your citizens.

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WV: Give Karkat a hug.

((Look, update art! I know I should be working on other things, but I needed to at least scribble something out. Also I don't have my tablet on my at the moment so sorry for the poorer quality. xP))

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WV: DO NOT EAT THE PUMPKIN!

This is your valentine. A valentine is something you give to others that you like to show that you like them. 

WV: Give the pumpkin to Sonderous Magpie.

Because you indeed like her, you give her your pumpkin valentine.

((Thank you so much! You are wonderful! I hope you have a good Valentine's Day! I hope that everyone has a good Valentine's Day. Also I apologize for the long absence. Life took a wild turn, but I should be back to posting again soon!))

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Yeah, you tried that once. It didn't exactly work out all that well.

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> WV: Consume several cans.

You free the heavenly golden semi-solid cheesefood from the jewels of KRAFT brand areosol carapace and gormandize like the wind.

It is so cheesy and soft. You wonder how so much cheese can fit in one can. Whatever mighty wizard composed this spread is truly deserving of your fear and respect.

The original question is thus forgotten quite possibly forever as you marvel in the new discovery of spray cheese. You are so infatuated with it that you forget even to give thanks for the gift. How rude of you! If you keep this up people won't want to give you gifts anymore.