Meet The Zephos'!

An ask blog featuring Zabrak Zephos, Chakra Zephos, and The Harbringer. The grand ol' Zephos family.

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Zab, as much as I lOve yOu, yOu had better return my whip... N-NOt that I need Or anything, sheesh! -///.///- I just, sOrt Of, lOst it...

UA: Oh thats right hahah.Its in my rooomYou better come and get itHeh~

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Tal hasn't actually met Hare, tbh, so what does he think about this new lowblood matesprit?

DH: I DONT REALLY CARE THAT SHE IS A LOW BLOOD. ZABRAKS PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY AND THATS WHAT MATTERS. BESIDES WHO WOULD I BE TO JUDGE MY MATESPRIT IS A MUTANTBLOOD.

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((I'm just wondering, if the 3-way matespritship between Zabrak, Talian, and Telisa wont work out, who would Zabrak go with?))

(( I dont know honestly. Its dependant on a few different things. Which side had the worse falling out with and stuff liek that. ))

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UA: Oh h3ya Tajmay. Or... Thi2 i2 Tajmay right? 

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how faste can you go

UA: Gotta go fa2t3

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Zabrak, I don't understand how you can stand the kinds of people who just loiter around your hive. How do you cope with them?

UA: I dont r3ally know 3ither. I cant kick th3m out cau23 th3y ju2t com3 right th3 fuck back. I d323rv3 2om3 fucking p3ac3 too.

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Do you lift

UA: I actually dont. My body i2 ju2t lik3 thi2 naturally for 2om3 fucking r3a2on

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Zabrak what is your high score of cookie clicker. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

UA: I dont fucking r3m3mb3r

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Why is

UA: Why not

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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

UA: 3v3rybody know2 a woodchuck would chuck a2 much wood a2 a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.. Duh

An 3arth articl3 report2 on the work of 3arth N3w York 2tat3 wildlif3 3xp3rt Richard Thoma2, who found that a woodchuck could and do32 chuck around 35 cubic f33t of dirt in the cour23of digging a burrow. Thoma2 r3a2on3d that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, h3 would chuck an amount 3quivalent to the w3ight of the dirt, or 700 pound2.

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CMR: 2up z4br4k

UA: Not a lot. Chillin

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CYE: ı want butterflıes on my facepaınt. (DH WHATCHU GONNA SAY BOUT THAT)

DH: FUCK NO

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How many grubs have you cared for?

UA: Way too fucking many. But im cool with that. Grub2 ar3 dop3 yo.

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y is zabkrb so ungly in face

UA: Why can't you 2p3ll. L3arn to 2p3ll b3for3 you try to in2ult 2om3on3. Al2o, you 2hould probably b3 mor3 cr3ative with your in2ult2.  Iv3 s33n b3tt3r in2ult2 com3 from my 2hit aft3r Iv3 3at3n a bowl of alphab3t 2oup. Ab2olut3ly path3tic.

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why dos PD be a bitch constatlty

PD: Because fuck you thats why.

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cen u tech amron ho 2 put on his facpent DH

DH: I GUESS I MOTHERFUCKING COULD. HE NEEDS TO COME UP WITH WHAT HE WANTS ON HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE FIRST.

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what do you want for 12th perigree dude

UA: Uhhhh... I dont know.. I m3an. th3r32 a f3w thing2 that I would lik3 to happ3n but th3yr3 not r3ali2tic for you to b3 abl3 to provide.