[atmeal012]

Grated radish art（大根おろしアート）

[aslanbutter]

catfish

[aslanbutter]

mental health? bibi im not a doctor

[aslanbutter]

zodiac signs as quotes from discord starboard

aries: LISTEN. I FUCK.

taurus: I ate a burger with fries and cock for lunch, but only finished half of each

gemini: Sorry I don't smoke marriage iguana

cancer: can we PLEASE lengthen the max number of caps allowed in pets channel

leo: IM SORRY MAC BUT I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY UNCLE

virgo: some of y’all wearing them masks ab to die from y’all own breath ong

libra: Forgive me for being a thot tonight Jesus, but Britney is hitting too fucking hard

scorpio: if i reveal my feet people would beg to suck them

saggitarius: idk what y'all smell like when you're awake but when i normally smell you, you smell absolutely delicious

capricorn: i have the welcome rules tattooed on my ass

aquarius: i liked you better when you were gay

pisces: All I said was "Fuck" And suddenly they're trying to Hakuna MyTa-ta's

[aslanbutter]

people on twitter: im a bully and i cancel people constantly

people on facebook: im racist and i love trump

people on tumblr: i aM A GOBLIN VOID, AN AGELESS IMMORTAL, I LIVE IN THE WOODS AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME also look at this frog pic hehe

[gudaho]

Aslan > every lion in the lion king remake

[aslanbutter]

what if we... made chiristian eye contact... you know, just guys being bros... hehe...

[aslanbutter]

Aslan: What do you do when I'm gone?

All of Narnia: Wait for you to get back.

[latenightdork]

If Dan and Phil ever had a child.

[ashtonthecaptain]

So i turned 22 yesterday. 💫

[killing-coffinz]

me, aware of my body’s mortality: i’m immortal fuck you

[general-george-washington]

Hapy birthday america

[john-jays]

i love john jay bc he just. looks like he’s abt to cry at any given moment in some portraits i see of him

?????? are u ok ?????? john please

and in some he just. looks like

. .

L

—

9/10. sad but . L .

[problematic-president]

James Madison trying to have a PEACEFUL dinner with his wife, Dolley Madison, circa 1794.

[susneko]

Like, James Madison was a fucking simp for Thomas Jefferson and you can’t even deny it—

he nonetheless tended to defer to Jefferson—ready “always,”as he told him in 1794, to “receive your commands with pleasure.”

Like isn’t that such a SIMP thing to say????

but honestly who wouldn’t simp for this:

sorry