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maybe i’m too woke but i think will can be mack’s wag AND blow his back out
whirlpool’s NTDP Primer
Chapter 1.1 - “Oh my god, get me out of here.”
Note: I highly recommend you read my first ntdp post (NTDP primer chapter 1.0, if you will) before reading this one! It will give you important context, and prevent excessive re-explaining in this post.
Breaking down the individual
"We run around the building with logs on our shoulders. That brings us together, because you can never leave somebody behind, we always have to stick together.” x
“They come here and need to learn how to play as a team so you want to break down the individuality." x
"Boot camp situations with log and tire carries, push-ups and intense cross-training workouts. Physically excruciating conditioning challenges players to endure adversity and, in turn, builds teamwork skills as individuals learn discipline and mental toughness." x
“tries to break you down to build you back up to be mentally a lot stronger and tougher than you were.” x
“The team spent all of their time together building muscle and camaraderie” x
“They went through an entire offseason program, which is typically 10-12 weeks of training, in just six weeks. The NTDP has that standard — they are going to work hard and train hard." x
"The head coach of U18 team this year, he comes in the gym every single day to check out what's going on, doesn't say a word. Looks around and says, How the boys looking? I say, They look like crap. He goes, Okay good, hit 'em. And he walks out." x
Will Smith: “The first couple months were like, Get me out of this place. It was just, it was awful. The workouts, everything. The workouts and all that, it just…you’re at the rink for 8 hours a day. I mean, it was army-style.” x
Ryan Leonard: “Countless hours, every single day with them, going through hell with them, countless hours of workouts, skates that are just pissing you off, workouts that just don't end. It's like, Come on, get me out of here.” x
Coaching philosophy
“They’re tired. We grind them. […] Because we are exhausting them, we’re stress inoculating them. So they're using every ounce of energy, physically, emotionally, everything. They’re away from home, their mom and dad aren't there, they’re emotionally drained, they're physically drained, they're challenged by the competition, by us, by their peers. They’re pushed, so when they add one thing or their grades start falling in school, everything falls apart.” x
michael misa, most oblivious guy to ever walk the planet, is actually quite open with any and every emotion he feels but he doesn’t know that. he’s saying yeah, sam makes me feel safe in the locker room and everyone has to live with that. even tho that’s an insane thing to just say when all eky asked was do you like rooming with dickie
most emotionally vulnerable man in the sap center but he doesn’t know it. toff is telling him to fight back when sam pushes him around and misa is responding, but i like it when he shoves me around? toff just stares at him bc he did not need to know that and why the fuck would you say that out loud
toff just wants misa to lie to him, for the peace of mind, and theoretically misa would keep his mouth shut more but he it doesnt occur to him that it’s insanely out of pocket to admit he likes being pushed around or that sam would probably pick up really easily if he tried at all, why isn’t he trying? girls would be really lucky to go out with him
he is the first guy to throw out praise or compliments and they may not always be eloquent but goddamn they will be honest. and misa cannot chirp for the life of him but he will smile and laugh and go wow, reavo that was really funny. which kind of accidentally ruins the whole thing bc what are you supposed to do with that. and when it comes to being chirped, it’s either that or he goes bright red, no in between
sam is pretty endeared with this all but also he would love it if misa could stop describing him as an idiot but actually so nice. it is ruining his reputation as snarky funny guy in front of the media team
For my own records-keeping. The whole 90-second balcony video (with the original audio) which dropped in September 2025. The best part about this is the contrast between the girls' reactions and their teammates total indifference. For anybody who wonders why I think Will is the, uh, active partner in their dynamic.
thinking—pondering, even—about an intense hockeypilled mack who has a whole world out there that he's never seen vs. a multifaceted, carefree will who makes it his mission to show him life in all of its beauty.
like.
okay, you said you don't really listen to music, so let's discover katy perry and abba and wham together and let me make us a hype don toliver edit so you finally listen to the album i sent you.
okay, you said you don't really watch things often, so let's start movies and shows together in our shared hotel rooms on our roadies and, while we're at it, on our coaches at home and let me introduce you to these romcoms you've never watched and show you american pie and john wick.
okay, you said you haven't really gotten the chance to explore the cities you've lived in, so let me plan our little outings in all the places we go to and make lists of all the restaurants i see on tiktok just so we can experience something outside of hockey.
okay, you said your favorite snack is gum, so let me bake you a whole assortment of treats and let you taste test everything i make so you can decide what you like and what you don't really want again. let me watch as you forget your diet restrictions and your meal plans because just the touch of my hands on something is enough to make you crave it forever.
okay, you said that you don't really have any memories of boston outside of hockey, so let me take you back to my hometown and show you my friends and show you my family and laugh when you get wasted because im just glad you're letting go and having fun. let me pick you up and brush your hair out of your eyes as you cling to me on the steps of my childhood house because this is just as much your home as it was mine.
okay, you said that you want to be known as a person, not just as a frankenstein's monster of all your talents and your medals and your accomplishments, so i will do everything i can to make sure you're just another boy when you're with me. we will live life together and love life together because i want you to live and love the world in the way that i do. i want you to see it all just like me. just like i do.
and if I say Frank Langdon’s college nickname was Slangdon because he was slanging big dick, what then
and if Mel overhears Garcia joking about this, but only catches 50% of the convo in passing, and asks him what it meant
what then
The Pittlings discover that Mel can just hand Frank stuff when he's distracted and he doesn't question it whatsoever. He'll be talking to Dana and Mel can just hand him one pen after another until Dana's whole cup of pens is empty and he's gesticulating with a fistful of them, undeterred. They only do it once or twice at work, so as not to make him vigilant, because sooner or later he'll need to go back to work and realise he's holding a bunch of shit.
But at the Christmas party, when there's no emergency to jump onto, and he's just sat at a table, talking to Abbot (who is so delighted by this game, he keeps him distracted), he's suddenly holding his jacket, Mel's jacket, Victoria's handbag and has all the forks of the table in his hand.
will: [disappointed] "it bounced" mack: [unbearably gently] "i know, that was still a good try though"
thought it'd be as good a time as any to remember this particular moment
mack talks so so so softly to will. instead of lecturing will on how he should've done it so the puck wouldn't have bounced, mack gave will a new perspective on the mistake by acknowledging will's effort. he loves will so much and won't have will putting himself down when he's around.
will leaning on mack
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toff offhandedly joking that will is cheap and never pays for anything (i think he said this on cat’s pod) only for macklin ‘princess treatment’ celebrini to be So Confused bc ??? will pays for everything ??? will doesn’t let mack reach for his own wallet ??? will literally added his card to mack’s phone for mack to use ???
turns out will is only cheap when it comes to people who aren’t his baby 😕
Toff: can you spot me 5$ im short
Will: no.
Mack:*trying to pay for his food*
Will, literally smacking the card from his hand: what are you doing! I've got it mackie dw!
sure why not
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union soldier frank langdon and 17th century french woman melissa king at the pittsburgh ren faire! new hyper fixation has been unlocked
follow my side blog where im just going on about them rn
WAG playoff jackets as a form of feminization that Mack LOVES. He and Will actually come out the first time they make it to playoffs because Mack wants a jacket SO BAD.
Cat and Felicia and Ekky's girlfriend start getting the jackets in and they're so beautiful. Teal and black and sparkly. There's artistic cuts in the cuffs that mimic shark bites and the zipper pulls have shiny silver Sharks logos on them. The back (of course) says SHARKS in huge letters. But the best part is the front, where the number of whoever they're with is embossed onto the jackets chest right where it is on their warmup hoodies.
And oh does Mack want one. He wants one more than he's ever wanted everything. He stares at the WAGs constantly and Will just...orders him one. Their numbers stacked on top of each other on the chest. Mack adores it. Wears it to every playoff walk-in. He and Will don't officially announce anything but the jacket makes it pretty damn obvious.
When they win the cup, Mack shucks his tarp right there on the ice and grabs his jacket off the bench where he'd carefully tucked it during 2nd intermission just in case. The picture of Mack in his WAG jacket kissing the cup goes super viral. So does the picture of Will grabbing him by the jacket's lapels to pull him into a kiss.
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Im a huge advocate for this. Give mack his goddamn wag jacket he deserves it!
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