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Be gay have fun do crimes be a Bitch(she, her)

[clown-princess]

Thinking about my boy chris today 💕💕

[dreamingdeadly]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[adrianspoison]

fantastic news from the zones tumbleweeds. it looks like queen elizabeth had a clap with an exterminator that went all costa rica and got herself ghosted, dusted out on route guano.

[dankxsinatra]

[radiofreederry]

Marx was a fun drunk as it turns out

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

[googleimagefinds]

images found while on google images ©

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[eternal-fractal]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[feeshies]

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

[feeshies]

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

[sovietshopaholic]

No actually its fucking cool as hell and they should all cheat on their husbands with women

[mommy-mortis]

[ricktimus]

An hour and four minutes in. Fourth time crying.

[shindigger]

God talking about Earth

[ceevee5]

[mapsontheweb]

What does a horse say in your language?

by atlasova.world

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

French and italian horses

[shesburger]

[evermore-fashion]

Favourite Designs: Linda Friesen ‘Jeane d’Arc’ Haute Couture Gown

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Men: f*ck around > find out

[chysgoda]

Play stupid games and you get stupid prizes

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[drakessimblr]

me: *buys a computer for my sim to use*

every single sim that comes over: