[1980vibes]

[straightboyfriend]

*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe

[brontesommerfeld]

[nuhstalgicsoul-deactivated20180]

I need friends that are down for hanging out at coffee shops, watching sunrises and sunsets, spontaneous mountain adventures, and cute little breakfast dates

[lipid-raft]

I’m never calling anybody my better half like. first of all I’m whole and second of all nobody is a better me than me

[wordsnquotes]

Stop acting so small. You are the universe in ecstatic motion.

Rumi  (via wordsnquotes)

[punkrockgrantaire]

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Y'all……it’s hot

[gemini]

It’s the heat

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE

[negipecia]

Crunchy

[hayhumoentusojos-blog]

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

dont ask me about 2009

[gothcroissant]

Instead of “friends with benefits”, try:

friends with a chrome extension

friends with free two day shipping

friends with over 6 hours of bonus commentary

[acoolsuggestion]

the struggle of being so emotional yet completely emotionless at the same time

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

[annajulian-deactivated20161210]

you’ve heard of human rights, now get ready for

alien lefts 

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress