Dark Pulse

My name is Jeffrey

[pathologising]

I'm obsessed with this tweet fr

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[libertineangel]

Extremely funny reblog to be written by the person who blocked everybody who interacted with a negative review of their dreadful fantasy novel

[moshpitgirlfriend]

[sister-rayy]

[importantcatpics]

[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[theehorsepusssy]

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[suppermariobroth]

Top: in 2026, an officially licensed Donkey Kong Bananza plush was released in Japan that featured an expression on Donkey Kong's face that appears to be a frown from most angles. Together with the "thumbs up" gesture this creates a humorous mismatched effect.

Bottom left: this inadvertently resembles a reaction GIF that is very widespread on the Internet, featuring Brent Rambo from a 1990s Apple promotional video. Note the distinct combination of a frown with a thumbs-up gesture.

Bottom right: interestingly, a Donkey Kong version of this reaction was made in 2023 by video creator Udge that has itself gained popularity. While it is unlikely that these GIFs inspired the expression of the plush, it is a notable coincidence that Donkey Kong has already independently been depicted in a similar way by fan sources.

Source: plush, Apple video, Udge fan reaction video

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[emergency-broadcast-system]

[dogpuppy]

[riverlarking]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario 64, the Eyerok boss does not actually have to be defeated with punches or other attacks, and actually has a hitbox that can be reached just by jumping.

This allows for a particularly stylish way of defeating the boss seen in the footage, whereby it is hit exclusively with wall kicks.

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