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@aspect-illidan
You may refer to me as Illidan or Il'denari, with they/he pronouns.
I am not a 'kin for fun' blog, a gimmick, or a bit. I am fictionkind.
I find anti/pro purity rhetoric futile, boring. and a mindless repetition of infighting - I do not participate in such needless strife.
Approach with nuance.
uhhmmm pathetic men something something
I headcanon that whenever Illidan's horns get in the way he just snaps them off and he's just so full of fel energy that they regrow in a few hours
The pain is actually more so when they grow back than snapping them off, but if they're new they definitely could be sensitive or smth
Sometimes they grow back wrong and he has to do it again
Also bonus they just. fall off like deer antlers when they get to that one stage or grow too big
I don’t really remember if Illidan decided to call his demon hunter army that or if they named themselves the Illidari (lit. Children of illidan) on their own but either way it has funny implications, like skipping over the classic Dad activities of sacrificing your children for The Cause and making all hundreds of them mutilate themselves, around 50% or more aren’t even the same species as him. did he just look at malf and tyrande with their daughter shandris and think: “FINALLY something new to one up my bastard brother with! check this shit out” *adopts 500 feral elves to serve in his army*
still never not gonna haunt me that it’s canon that illidan would get down on all fours and lick demon fluids off the ground on all fours if nobody was watching him. idk how he even gets on all fours he has stupid legs and this has ruined many of my attempts at written pornography about him because how is a guysupposed to crawl around whimpering and groveling and licking the ground if he has goat legs and he is also bright purple. Bright purple and lime green like neopet poison. Stupid. Anyways it haunts me that he canonically wants to do this he wants to soooooo badly. Yuckyyyyyy
I think his biggest problem would be his stupid fucking big ass horns
suggestions: long demon tongue? collapsible pocket straw?? spoon???
no talk him. him angry
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I do love how blizzard lore character backstories range from “who?” To “survivor of various horrible fantasy traumas” and then Genn Greymane is still canonically “deadbeat dad and horrible gremlin man who near singlehandedly caused every problem he ever experienced and also he’s a furry” where else are we going to get that kind of writing? From BioWare? From Bethesda? Grow up
actually I cant get over this here’s a list of things he did:
-pulled gilneas out of the alliance because “helping people” and “taxes” are for losers
- decided to go one step further and build a giant wall around his kingdom, except it also was going to go right through some people’s land and wall them off from the country they lived in and also leave them way vulnerable to the giant undead army currently ravaging that part of the continent.
-This singlehandedly caused a civil war led by the dude whose lands got cut in half by the wall. The rebellion was very successful until it wasn’t for Reasons (blizzard r monarchists)
-Then he realized that the scourge currently ravaging the continent that he had done nothing about were going to be a problem and immediately had the perfect solution: release a bunch of worgen into the woods. This immediately went bad because they started eating people.
- “ah shit” he thought. “the best solution is to go on Secret Gentlemen’s Hunts with my boys to get rid of the worgen” He immediately got bit. Sad!
-Cue like the whole Gilneas storyline in which Genn Nobly Rescues His People from the problem he created.
-THIS FUCKING PANEL FROM THE COMICS WHEN HIS SON TELLS HIM HE LOVES HIM. HES SUCH A HORRIBLE DAD
-jump to like now, when he spends all his time being sad about his son dying and like adopting anduin as a replacement son when he still has a kid left (but warcraft is about fathers and sons so whatever tess)
-he has more lore than a lot of fucking characters in this game and all of it is Bad send tweet
It really cannot be emphasized enough that while going on secret foxhunts with the Nobility and immediately getting bitten, the worgen he was hunting down and killing were, in fact, HIS OWN CITIZENS.
And then
And THEN
After getting bitten and becoming a worgen himself he had the royal physician developing an experimental cure in secret for YEARS which, while it was not perfect and did not lift the curse nor give the same level of stability as the Scythe of Elune does, was still FUNCTIONAL and prevented him from totally succumbing to the druidic magic
AND THEN
HE DIDN’T DISSEMINATE THIS. AT NO POINT DID HE MAKE THIS TREATMENT AVAILABLE TO THE CITIZENS OF GILNEAS.
HE JUST. KEPT IT TO HIMSELF. AND CONTINUED TO SECRETLY MURDER HIS OWN CITIZENS. He doesn’t even express like, vague guilt about this.
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Warcraft fictionfolk Discord server - The Purple Parlor!
Are you Warcraft fictionfolk of any kind? Do you have Azeroth as a hearthome, are you a fictive of a character, do you have a linktype of a species, or do you just identify a little too much with your OC? If you answered yes to any of those questions or feel similarly, you may be interested in our Discord server! The Purple Parlor is a discussion-focused server for Warcraft fictionfolk intended to build community and let us get to know each other instead of simply glimpsing the evidence of each other's existence in the distance. Come in, sit down, and tell us about yourself! Canon-compliant or canon-divergent, canon character or OC, voluntary or involuntary identity, all are welcome!
We're doubles-friendly, have proxy bots for all types of systems, and don't tolerate disrespect, overfamiliarity with strangers, or fakeclaiming of any kind. We have channels for talking about the game and lore itself, but the primary focus is on the alterhumanity of it all. If you're not sure if you "count," you probably do, but you can always ask. =)
Intended to be a primarily alterhuman discussion-based server by Warcraft fictionfolk, for Warcraft fictionfolk--we talk about and play the game as well, but the primary focus is on the identity and making friends who Get It in a way that others might struggle to. We're a small, fairly quiet group of people, so you won't be overwhelmed, either. There's plenty of space to talk about your experiences and ask others about theirs!
If you're interested, just send us a short message about why you'd like to join and what your relevant Warcraft-based identity is (if you even know! Those questioning or with vague 'types are welcome), and we'll let you in. (No open link to avoid spam; you understand.)
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Eastern Kingdoms Herb collecting guide for housing dye pigments
(Classic Crafting Materials only)
Regions listed from most to least availability. Regions where the aforementioned herb is not available in any capacity are not listed. Regions in square brackets signify an equal amount being available amongst all bracketed regions.
Black Dye Pigment (Fadeleaf): The Cape of Stranglethorn, Western Plaguelands, [Arathi Highlands, The Hinterlands]
Blue Dye Pigment (Silverleaf): [Eversong Woods, Ghostlands, Tirisfal Glades, Dun Morough], Elwynn Forest, Loch Modan, Westfall, Silverpine Forest
Green Dye Pigment (Swiftthistle): [Silverpine Forest, Hillsbrad Foothills], Loch Modan, [Ghostlands, Eversong Woods, Wetlands, Westfall], Duskwood, Redridge Mountains
Orange Dye Pigment (Golden Sansam): Swamp of Sorrows, Badlands, Blasted Lands
Purple Dye Pigment (Kingsblood): Northern Stranglethorn, Western Plaguelands, The Hinterlands, Duskwood, Arathi Highlands, Wetlands
Red Dye Pigment (Mageroyal): [Silverpine Forest, Hillsbrad Foothills,] Loch Modan, [Ghostlands, Westfall, Wetlands], [Duskwood, Redridge Mountains]
Teal Dye Pigment (Bruiseweed): Northern Stranglethorn, Hillsbrad Foothills, Westfall, Loch Modan, [Ghostlands, Eversong Woods, Arathi Highlands, Wetlands], The Hinterlands, Redridge Mountains, Duskwood
White Dye Pigment (Peacebloom): [Eversong Woods, Ghostlands, Tirisfal Glades, Dun Morough], Elwynn Forest, Loch Modan, Westfall
Yellow Dye Pigment (Sungrass): [Eastern Plaguelands, Badlands], Burning Steppes, Searing Gorge
Brown Dye Pigment (Briarthorn): Hillsbrad Foothills, Silverpine Forest, [Ghostlands, Wetlands, Westfall], Loch Modan, [Redridge Mountains, Duskwood]
Notes & collection tips:
-Swiftthistle can only be procured by picking other herbs like Mageroyal and Briarthorn.
-Briarthorn and Golden Sansam grow almost exclusively at the base of trees.
-Bruiseweed tends to grow near structures or hills
-Some herbs like Sungrass, Fadeleaf, Kingsblood and Golden Sansam are higher level herbs, so it’s best to level up your herbalism with lower level herbs like Peacebloom & Silverleaf, then move to Mageroyal, Briarthorn and Bruiseweed, to Kingsblood & Fadeleaf, and finally to Sungrass and Golden Sansam. Starting from Quel’Thalas/Tirisfal and making your way through Silverpine, Hillsbrad and Arathi should level your Herbalism up naturally.
-If you pick a high level herb with low level herbalism, you’ll only receive pieces of it, like stems or petals, that you can combine 10 of to make one full herb.
-After collecting your herbs, turn them into pigments using the Alchemy or Inscription profession (it will take 10 herbs to make one pigment), then go to your housing neighbourhood and use the Dye Station in the town center to make your dyes.
Tripping at the top of the steep slope to the Nighthold & being thrown into four airborne cartwheels before snapping my neck on the ground in front of Khadgar and Thalyssra
Wranduin Big Bang Zine 💥
I ran a little server event for our Wranduin discord, and as a result after months of work we somehow ended up with 200 pages of art and story ✍️ We are releasing it as a free pdf download for public so come get your Wranduin fix in many flavors!
We had 7 writers and 8 artists working on this project, and we have stories ranging from wholesome fluff, to angst, to smut. Everything tagged and organized accordingly.
Be sure to also visit our Ao3 collection to see all our posted work there and leave kudos and comments and love for every creator! And a special mention for our cover artist @claret-ash who made our zine look so beautiful and shiny.
A multi artist Wranduin shipping zine
i participated in my first ever fandom bang with @anxiety-elemental-kay, who wrote this lovely wranduin fic that i got to do a couple pieces for! thank you again for having me, please go read it and give some love 🍲
