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Thoughts From Me

[janinegregory]

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[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[exhaustedcryptid]

this is called a ladder stitch for anyone whos wondering!

[silverquillsideas]

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

*stifles a sob* oh my god. This spoke to me in a way nothing else has.

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

@appears I fucking love your writing. ♥️

[neil-gaiman]

Utterly accurate.

[gothicprep]

remember when jared leto absolutely terrorized his suicide squad castmates and turned himself into a laughing stock bc he misinterpreted what method acting is, only to have 7 minutes of screen time and be cut from most of the film’s promotional material? i know it was a while ago now but i dnt think anything more satisfying will happen in our lifetime

[bi-furiosity]

ok but the full extent of margot robbie’s vindication is frankly legendary. she wanted a better chance to relish her role as Harley so, like an absolute icon, she went to warner brothers and pitched a movie to then. now we’re getting an r rated girl gang movie about harley getting out of her shitty relationship w/ joker and going on a chaotic ass roadtrip with a bunch of other female heroes. it’s going to be the first superhero movie directed by a woman of color and there are multiple major characters of color, including a Latina lesbian. can you believe margot robbie obliterated jared leto’s tired ass joker with one fell swoop?

[raptorific]

and two really important updates: 1. all planned future appearances of Jared Leto as the joker (Joker solo movie, Joker/Harley movie, etc) have been indefinitely tabled, including his planned appearances in the Suicide Squad sequel, where he’s pretty much the only cast member of the first movie not returning 2. The Joker is confirmed to have a cameo in Margot’s Birds of Prey movie (likely for the scene where she leaves him). They’ve opted to use a body double for the part rather than inviting Leto to reprise his role

[dddiamond-dog]

opted to use a body double

i’m crying

[skaisjskskeklwwowjsn]

Damn they got us good. People who aren’t white are cancelled

[poonany]

This scalped me so hard

[susiethemoderator]

Consider me scalpt and dragt 👏🏾

[easternmediterranean]

[avatarparallels]

Kirima: What’s a sparky young noble like you doing with an Earth peasant?

Rangi: I’m honor-bound to follow and protect Kyoshi—

Kirima: Nope! Gonna cut you off right there. The last time I listened to a Firebender talk about ‘honor’ my ears nearly rotted off my skull. Had to kick him out of my bed with both feet.

—Page 214, Stereotyping Firebenders Who Say ‘Honor” Frequently, The Rise of Kyoshi

[writing-prompt-s]

[writing-prompt-s]

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[fireflame789]

Can confirm they are great gifts.

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

WAIT. Not to be controversial but. What if I just enjoy life for what it is right now instead of stressing about what I’ve yet to get out of it. What if I choose to enjoy this time……I know that once it goes, I won’t get it back from anywhere

[spinningrims]

[thebootydiaries]

[darkenedyeastextract]

two different groups of people think this is an exchange between some random and an icon

[wickedcoolwizard]

reblogging again bc i just realised that this farah person is significant in some way and i spent ages trying to understand 

[thebootydiaries]

only 2015s kids remember thebootydiaries

[scrumptiousangst]

Sometimes it feels like I can still see her posts.

[azziiizz-deactivated20150724]

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[kanyelifevest]

who’s iggy iglesias

[brainstatic]

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what she says: no

what she really means: no

[thebootydiaries]

[darkenedyeastextract]

two different groups of people think this is an exchange between some random and an icon

[wickedcoolwizard]

reblogging again bc i just realised that this farah person is significant in some way and i spent ages trying to understand 

[thebootydiaries]

only 2015s kids remember thebootydiaries