David Bowie's Bulge

I am in hell

[incendavery]

every frickin night

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

me for the last 19 years

[glengi-deactivated20211220]

cool advice from dark souls

[artydorksout]

[abakes7]

[respectfulmemes]

[televandalist]

[danversnavarro-deactivated20240]

this shit is so funny i’m weak

[famousest-deactivated20210114]

its hard to be attractive when youre not

[arcanesock]

“you guys on a date or something?”

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219]

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

[thebootydiaries]

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

[wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2]

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

[thebootydiaries]

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

[pixie-pixel-land-deactivated202]

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

[thebootydiaries]

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

[garlandiana-deactivated20160331]

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

[thebootydiaries]

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

[holytragedyqueen]

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

[thebootydiaries]

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

[nicejewishguy]

My kink is women reading books for fun

[kate-marsh-kin-archive-deactiva]

And I want a pregnant woman to sit on my face.

[nicejewishguy]

interesting

[klapollo]

not the hero we needed but perhaps the one that we deserved

[kingcheddarxvii]

American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol

wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 

freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[rihannafenty]

[magiashley]

[panicatthebbq]

I'm mentally stable.....

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!