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KIROKAZE
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we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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styofa doing anything

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This 34 year old fandom mom is offering to eat my ass
well are you gonna say yes?
A fandom mom? And she eats ass??
[A Tiktok of a teenage boy who sits in his room chewing gum staring at the camera. The audio is a vocoded paragraph of the boy’s account with a female voice]
This is a true story of how my dad found out I was gay.
Me and my dad were driving to the shops and I saw a cute guy walking his dog and was obviously staring at him. I did not want my dad to see me staring at this guy so I said “That’s a cute dog.”
Then my dad replied, “Yeah, cute dog. What breed was it?”
I had been so busy looking at that guy’s juicy booty that I did not have a clue what it was, so I just said “Hmm, I think it was a lab.”
My dad then said “What colour was the dog, Liam?”
I immediately went into panic mode and started sweating and said “I don’t know, dad, it was a dog, okay?!”
My dad paused and said “It was a cat, Liam... Those weirdos were walking a cat... is there anything you want to tell me?”
How would a millipede wear pants? I’d love to see some artistic interpretations
Meet melvin:
The suspenderssssssssssss
another possibility?
how about this? :P
ALSO YES. These are all correct ways for millipedes to wear pants.
consider: they just don’t make pants small enough :(
Oh very sad :(
I have one
Her name is Patricia and she’s got some cool shoes
Patricia!! This is incredible, she reminds me of my pede, Ivy.
for your consideration
This is really good now we’re thinking outside the box
i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura
poisons you with a poison that works immediately
oh my god i feel it immedia
hoooo
BITCH
yeayus
I think I’ve reblogged this 10 times in the past few days. I love it
I have just decided that I will now be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?
Happy October Thirst!
It’s that time of year again...
I’ll have what he’s having
Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗
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I laughed at this for a solid minute because I thought the implication was that this sentient cartridge of Super Mario 64 wanted to see your ass.
Bought a bootleg copy of SUPER MARIO 64 from a yardsale BUT the cartridge is HAUNTED and the GHOST wants to know if I am CAKED UP
the horse really is in the hospital now
vibe check *folds you into origami*
I love this response in particular because it sounds like you’re vaguely insulting my origami folding skills
Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗
Tumblr:
bungee jumping but instead of bungee chord, you’ve got 75m of anal beads in you and you’ve gotta clench to stop yourself
my loose bussy reading this: