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[meltingregular]

Someone shared this on fb

[disqusting]

[stinkiedinkiedoodles]

[gorps]

This 34 year old fandom mom is offering to eat my ass

[octjimber]

well are you gonna say yes?

[bladedamus]

A fandom mom? And she eats ass??

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

[A Tiktok of a teenage boy who sits in his room chewing gum staring at the camera. The audio is a vocoded paragraph of the boy’s account with a female voice]

This is a true story of how my dad found out I was gay.

Me and my dad were driving to the shops and I saw a cute guy walking his dog and was obviously staring at him. I did not want my dad to see me staring at this guy so I said “That’s a cute dog.”

Then my dad replied, “Yeah, cute dog. What breed was it?”

I had been so busy looking at that guy’s juicy booty that I did not have a clue what it was, so I just said “Hmm, I think it was a lab.”

My dad then said “What colour was the dog, Liam?”

I immediately went into panic mode and started sweating and said “I don’t know, dad, it was a dog, okay?!”

My dad paused and said “It was a cat, Liam... Those weirdos were walking a cat... is there anything you want to tell me?”

[onenicebugperday]

How would a millipede wear pants? I’d love to see some artistic interpretations

[moosefinch]

Meet melvin:

[onenicebugperday]

The suspenderssssssssssss

[cactusfullofbees]

another possibility?

[onenicebugperday]

YES

[flame-shadow]

how about this? :P

[onenicebugperday]

ALSO YES. These are all correct ways for millipedes to wear pants.

[mossy-covered-bones]

consider: they just don’t make pants small enough :(

[onenicebugperday]

Oh very sad :(

[bugs-rug]

I have one

Her name is Patricia and she’s got some cool shoes

[onenicebugperday]

Patricia!! This is incredible, she reminds me of my pede, Ivy.

[jessica-problems]

for your consideration

[onenicebugperday]

This is really good now we’re thinking outside the box

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[pwesident]

poisons you with a poison that works immediately

[mxkoifish]

oh my god i feel it immedia

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[that-twink-over-there]

I think I’ve reblogged this 10 times in the past few days. I love it

[juneacademia]

I have just decided that I will now be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

[trans-parenting]

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

[trans-parenting]

Happy October Thirst!

[trans-parenting]

It’s that time of year again...

[shiftythrifting]

I’ll have what he’s having

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fantasmalresplendent]

Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗

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[scarymario]

[arsonsara]

I laughed at this for a solid minute because I thought the implication was that this sentient cartridge of Super Mario 64 wanted to see your ass.

[classyartichoke]

Bought a bootleg copy of SUPER MARIO 64 from a yardsale BUT the cartridge is HAUNTED and the GHOST wants to know if I am CAKED UP

[incorrectgreekgods]

the horse really is in the hospital now

[technikki]

vibe check *folds you into origami*

[technikki]

I love this response in particular because it sounds like you’re vaguely insulting my origami folding skills

[fantasmalresplendent]

Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗

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[abercrombee]

bungee jumping but instead of bungee chord, you’ve got 75m of anal beads in you and you’ve gotta clench to stop yourself

my loose bussy reading this: