Coping poorly with existence

Jasmine | 31 | she/they | less sad gay, nine years later | mostly fandom/personal posting | currently simping for Sevika

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 21-30 by Christophe Young

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 2025 (11-20) by Christophe Young

[shionaster]

Blue screen of death

[shivawalkerart]

For everyone who did not have enough to see Sevika in the universe of the arcane. I'm here for you and our queen!

[sacetcendre]

[prokopetz]

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

[tsuki-chibi]

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

[hypedogs]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Ogden Standard-Examiner, Utah, April 14, 1925

[aosladies]

Ladies of SHIELD at the Thor: Ragnarok Red Carpet Premiere (October 10, 2017) [x]

[zephyrine-gale]

bored & tired

[catzgba]

asmr open mic night

[catzgba]

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

[weloveshortvideos]

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

[sexwitsockson]

:’(((((((((((((((((

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

She looks so tired and done with this squirmy little poop

[toodrunktofindaurl]

here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥

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[aspiring-tank]

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[crazychickswithguns]

This is literally my favourite line in the Fight The Future script, nothing can truly top this

[justlookatthosesausages]

okay so i was bored and press without any reason ctrl+shift+K and

this is what appeared

and i couldnt resist to click this cute little

‘3D view’ button and

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

INTRODUCING

3D TUMBLR

in which you can see all the versions the code editors stacked update after update

look at just how many times the tumblr logo changed

ALSO THE INFINITE SCROLL… IN 3 DIMENSIONS

THIS LOOKS LIKE FUCKING TIMES SQUARE SCREENS

IM EXPERIENCING THE BEST THING EVER

[morepopcornplease]

hacker voice: I’M IN

[mostlycatsmostly]

(via mummy-paparazzi)