Gene In jeans

It’s me SeniorLoser, but with Geneforrester in jeans

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my name is phineas pell and i like to be butt ass naked

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1st base: jumping off tree

2nd base: wrestling

3rd base: take him to the beach

4th base: fall off tree

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finny: I tell him eat the cookie ′cause it′s good for him

And when he eat the cookie he got good form

He know I don't never cheat because I′m good to him

Might gotta have his baby, nurses yellin' "push" for him

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yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of his swimming; didn’t realize he wore pink

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@ geneforrester

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gene has great genes

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gene: pussy out for a separate peace

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Gene in jeans

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Gene: it’s weird, sometimes I forget my own last name

Finny: next time you can use mine ;)

Gene: okay-

Gene: wait, what is your last name?

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Gene: Two virgins! You wanna die?

Finny: Aren’t you supposed to say “wanna make it none”?

Gene: yeah, but I really wanna kill you

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Gene: He’ll die of natural causes

Brinker: You pushed Finny out of a tree

Gene: Gravity is natural

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*Leper eating a Cinnabon*

Finny: *gasp* cannibalism

Leper almost choking: what?

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Finny: let me guess, you’re having relationship problems;you want me to teach you how to kiss.

Gene: what? No, stop that.

Finny:oh

Gene: I know how to kiss, I’ve read books

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Gene: wait I know this one!

Gene: pog

Finny: Yes! I’m so proud!

Gene: :)

Weeks later

Gene beating the life out of Quackenbush : POG POG POG POG POG POG

Brinker to Finny: You’ve created a monster

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Finny: I tell gay jokes because I am a gay joke