straight up not having a good time

i play the arcana for selasi and faust

[asralovesme]

MC: what’s an orgasm?

asra : where did you hear-

julian : it’s when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff

lucio : that’s oregano you-

asra : stOP- 

[asralovesme]

asra: you played me like a fiddle

lucio: oh no, magician, fiddles are actually difficult to play

lucio: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are

[liziqis]

spiritnectar on ig

[asralovesme]

asra, to lucio,:  look, let’s just agree to say “im sorry” on the count of three. one, two, three-

*silence*

asra: now, see, im just disappointed in both of us

[asralovesme]

 asra: im only going to ask this once, where is mc?

 lucio: i’ll do you one better, who is mc?

 julian: i’ll do you one better, why is mc?

[asralovesme]

Asra: *drops some bills on the ground* i'll give you thirty US dollars to leave us alone

Lucio: do I look like a guy who can be swayed by money?

Asra: you do

Lucio: *scooping the money off the ground* damn straight.  

[asralovesme]

MC: why are people so obsessed with getting a top or a bottom

MC: honestly i would just be glad to have a bunk bed

Asra:

Julian:

Lucio:

Faust:

Lucio: i’m going to tell them.

Asra: dont you fucking dare

[asralovesme]

MC: i cant believe we’re stuck in this room together

Asra: *swallowing the key* truly unfortunate

[asralovesme]

MC: have you ever seen something thats changed your life?

Asra: i saw you

MC: honestly? thats like really great but it makes this kinda awkward because i was gonna show you a picture of Lucio dressed as a turkey

[asralovesme]

Lucio: do you want to know how i really hurt my wrist?

MC: yes!!!

Lucio: i was hula-hooping, Nadia and I attend a class for fitness and fun

Portia: *overhears while walking past**whispers under her breath* oh my god

Lucio:  i have mastered all the moves, the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle

MC: *filled with joy* why are you telling me this?!?

Lucio: because no one will ever believe you.

[asralovesme]

MC: i can fit my whole world in my hands

Asra: haha so can i

Asra: *cups MC’s face in his hands*

MC: *cups Asra’s face in their hands*

Asra & MC: *sighs contently* ...

[asralovesme]

Asra: *enters the room, looking dishevelled* Sorry, I’m late, I was doing things.

Lucio: *enters, also dishevelled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS

[asralovesme]

MC: It’s kind of cold.

Asra: Well here, take my jacket.

Lucio: I’m cold too.

Nadia: Well damn, Lucio! I can’t control the weather!