Lamb Chop!

@asrieltheflower

Hi there! Would you like to hear a story? I'm Lamb Chop. 19. He/Him. Human/Sheep? I tell stories to all who will listen. But if you are against progress you can fuck right off(this includes but is not limited to: Homophobes, transphobes/terfs, aphobes, ableists, that one guy working at the retirement home who compared being aromantic to Andrew Tate, and anti-Semites)

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the-silly-creature

either i just got a hacked pokemon from this link trade or someone just traded me their greatest accomplishment in their pokemon career for An Egg

the-silly-creature

i mean sure I'll take it

blooooooooooooooooooooooop-again

Arent legendary pokemon (especially rare usually event based legendary pokemon) usually shiny locked so there is no legit way to obtain their shiny?

the-silly-creature

im pretty sure in the earlier generations you can get shiny legendaries from the ingame encounters with them (I've definitely seen at least one video on youtube of this one person hunting a shiny arceus), not sure about the more recent ones though

asrieltheflower

Shiny locked pokemon weren't really a thing in d/p so this COULD be a legit arceus.

kittydragondraws

brb gonna go ask my bf's dad if he can come out of his tube

kosmogrl

weaver-z

This satire article resonated with me so much

gudetama-tamad

soulspark

roguedeer

Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.

One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.

And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.

Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism

i-am-a-fish

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

yuriinullification

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

mrsandman42069

i-am-a-fish

I can and will get more weird the longer I live which is especially good because I intend to live forever

swagophile

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

unwelcome-ozian

roach-works

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.