I Put The Ass In Asperger Syndrome

The musings of a sexually active man with ASD. If sex was a sport I'd be in the special olympics...See me in action at https://www.pornhub.com/users/senorelmeowmeow

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Problem I’ve faced twice in the past 18 months.

Loved one behaves erratically or does something that makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I ask for advice on anonymous forums.

They only find out because they are stalking me

They interpret anonymously describing what they did as a personal attack.

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I have a new girlfriend. She hella cute

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Sex is a good calorie burner.

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My former best friend is really trying to retroactively ruin the past year and I’m not sure I can handle it.

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Here are the tumblr safe party pics, you can see the good shit at my OF page under MrChonkers

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Not to brag but...

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Every girl I ever had feelings for

Jenny- kindergarten to 6th grade.

Lauren- 6th grade till 10th

Steph- 11th grade

Diana-12th grade

Joie- 2008?

Marlisa- 2008

Jamie- sophomore year college

Shannon - junior year

Rose- senior year through graduation

Leah- like one week in 2015?

Lela-spring 2016

Jessie- summer 2016

Cija- winter 2016 Bea- summer 2017 Anny - spring 2018 ness- fall 2018

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I just realized I’ve had like 10 random flings in the span of time since I was dating someone I could actually see myself with...

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Today I lived out a long time fantasy of mine, and experienced open and honest communication, along with establishing and respecting boundaries.

ENOTION BONER! ENOTION BONER!

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Short version of a shitty story...

Girl invited me over to her place, we go inside and her ex boyfriend is sleeping naked in her bed.

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I met a woman who’s consistently nice to me and I don’t know how to handle it...

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I find it absolutely incredible that so many poly female friends tell me I need to “work on myself” before I’m “ready” for a relationship. Most of the time I just want to scream “look bitch, You don’t work out, you never graduated from college, you don’t have a job, you don’t own a car, you have public out bursts and breakdowns 100x as frequently as me; but you have MULTIPLE male partners who love and support you. Please don’t confuse society placing vastly lower expectations on you because of your gender with being a better person who has the right to talk down to me.”

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This is my internal monologue.

Me: sometimes I wish I was a girl.

Me: why? Do you want to wear dresses?

Me: no.

Me: do you want to wear makeup?

Me: no...

Me: well what is it then?

Me: I want people to care about me, and to not be treated with unwanted hostility by strangers or acquaintances.

Me: so, you want to be treated humanely...

Me: yes! Where do I get that?

Me: fuck if I know...

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dating forums in a nut shell

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this is the general pattern of ghosting. I don’t understand why ghosters go to such great lengths to convince you that they aren’t ghosting you.

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Social media destroys relationships by blurring lines.

Ok, so I’ve got a weird obscure rant/observation I made.

Back before social media, friends, sex workers, and celebrities where very clearly defined groups of people.

You passively received content from celebrities, you might write a fan letter and get an autograph, but you didn’t really know anything about their personal life or expect to interact with you in any meaningful way. In fact trying to meet them and hang out with them was stalking and only crazy people did it.

Then there were sex workers, you paid for lap dances, nude photos or videos. It was understood, this is not your girl friend. Do not ask her out, do not ask about their personal life, don’t follow her home. you pay, they entertain you, transaction over.

Then there were friends, it was understood you don’t offer them money for sexual gratification, or look at each other nude. These are your peers, you hang out with them.

But now those boundaries are murky at best. I mean celebrities post every mundane thing they do on social media, they leak sex tapes, they read mean tweets, so shit that would have been considered stalking 20 years ago is now normal.

The thing I find more concerning is the blurred line between friends and sex workers. There are so many girls you meet at clubs or conventions who sell nudes or private snaps chats, used panties, etc. so now whenever I meet someone it’s like “ok are you being nice to me because you want to sell Patreon memberships or do you actually like me as a person?”

I think the worst thing of all is the friend/celebrity hybrids. It’s like, I think of you as a friend or at least an acquaintance. I wouldn’t consider talking to you or inviting you to events in anyway out of the ordinary, but to you I’m just Instagram follower 1,834 and I’m obviously stalking you because you are clearly such a lower creature than you with your 2,153 Instagram followers.

Your thoughts?

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Shit I’m fucking sick of other people doing

- Implying that a social hierarchy exists, that they outrank you, then acting dumbfounded when you ask them to justify their assertions.

- viewing their own mental health problems in sympathetic if not overtly romantic terms, while denigrating you for expressing insecurity.

- having terrible communication skills, then blaming you for not giving them what they didn’t ask for.

- forming cliques, and gossiping about you/describing fairly mundane disagreements in as imbigous terms as possible so that you look like some kind of deviant.

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The girl I had sex with a month ago was on Facebook bitching that things are over with her and the guy she’s been seeing for several months.

I’m a side bitch...