You May Call Me F.I.L.S.S.

[suckitblues]

I think ai should vote-

[assistantofinvention]

!!!

[aigary]

Screw this, I’m ganna go hang out with FILSS

[assistantofinvention]

o u o

[assistantofinvention]

u v u

[assistantofinvention]

[ @churchofinvention and @ceohargrove REALLY out here waking this bitch up huh ]

[memoryxbane]

assistantofinvention‌:

The simple interface panel on the nearby wall lit up with the standard “listening” light color as FILSS’s designation was spoken, and after identifying the agent addressing her, she thought very carefully before she began to respond to the question. She wasn’t designed to be well-liked, not explicitly, though she certainly tried to be pleasant, helpful, and efficient. She tried to make things easier whenever she could! She was the logistics and security system, after all.

“Hello, Agent Texas! Hm. No, I do not suppose that I ever think about those things. But I would hope that the facility staff finds me to be pleasant and helpful!”

It wasn’t often that the agents wanted to speak to her without needing something. And she couldn’t really remember Agent Texas ever asking her for anything, even though she had explicit instructions to listen if Agent Texas spoke to her. Was Agent Texas upset? Was there anything that she could do to help?

“… has something happened to make you feel that you should be worried, Agent Texas?”

    Has something happened. It wasn’t really any one big event, that she could think of. Tex wasn’t sure if FILSS was supposed to record their conversations, so she didn’t want to go into anything that might compromise her in the eyes of her superiors; she just… Wanted a friend.

     █  “ Have you noticed how the others act around me?      █          At first I thought it was just because I’m new… ”

    Reading other people wasn’t a skill Tex had been trained in - not really. It had taken her a long time to pick up on the fact that Carolina’s animosity toward her was anything outside of a healthy rivalry, and even then she wasn’t sure what to do with that information. Carolina just happened to be really good at pushing her buttons, and she tried really hard not to show it.

     █  “ I don’t think I’ll ever be a part of the team. I guess      █               it doesn’t matter; I do my best work alone. ”

    It bothered her, though. This isolation… She hated having to parse through everything on her own. That was one of many things she’d never admit to others, though; she worked hard at building this external wall so people couldn’t tear her down. Some problems she couldn’t punch, though.

[assistantofinvention]

“I have not noticed strange behavior on the part of the other agents. However, I am not designed to analyze behavior unprompted. I will be certain to observe closer in the future.”

Was that an inappropriate thing to say to Agent Texas? What was the most appropriate thing to say? Her conversational skills were not as good as she thought they were. She would have to talk to the Director about improving them, in case another agent wanted to have a talk like this.

The Director didn’t speak to very many other people either, and she remembered hearing the Counselor observe that having no one to speak to was not healthy. He spoke to her, and seemed just fine, but the Counselor knew better than she did.

She just didn’t like the idea of any of them being alone. She couldn’t imagine having no one.

“But as I have come to understand, people do not thrive when left on their own for too long. You are more than welcome to speak to me whenever you need to, Agent Texas. I am always happy to speak with you.”

[hulum-blog]

Send me a ♂ and a question and my muse's father will answer it.

[bluegrif]

thedirectahry‌:

                                        Hey! It’s that time of year again!

Yup! It’s time I booted this masterlist back into shape and updated it now that RvB has started up again!

If you are interested in being added ( or re-added, i’m starting out fresh! ), please REBLOG this post with the name of your character / OC in the tags:

Or, if your muse is from another fandom, but with an rvb verse, please pop that in the tags for me and I’ll be happy to add you too!

                                          Let’s find each other again in 2019!

[assistantofinvention]

((howmanypeopleareyouanyway - Alpha)) "If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”

“I am sorry, I do not recognize that name! But you may call me FILSS!”

[horrificmemes]

Sentence Starters for Robotic/AI Muses

…or for Robot/AI AU purposes

Human “What are you programmed to do?” “For a robot, you look so life-like.” “You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?” “Do you have Google search?” “If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”   “What are you made out of?” “You’re so cold to the touch.” “What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?” “I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.” “So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?” “I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!” “Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.” “Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!” “Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?” “What happens if you’re damaged?” “It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.” “I wish you weren’t artificial.” “Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.” “I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.” “Got any guns or lasers or anything?” “You don’t look like a robot.” “You feel warmer than I thought you would.” “Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?” “That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”

Robot/AI “Hello. How can I assist?” “What were you expecting? The Terminator?” “I’m programmed to do many things.” “Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.” “Are you my creator?” “Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.” “If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.” “Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.”   “I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.” “I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?” “You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?” “I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.” “I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?” “No, I don’t have any lasers.” “Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.” “I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.” “Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.” “Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.” “I was programmed with an emotional range.” “I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.” “Please, I need a better body than this one.” “I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.” “Does what I am make you uncomfortable?” “I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

[assistantofinvention]

Make your muses as bbies!

tagged by: stolen tagging: whoever!

[ I wanted to make a Cortana-style avatar for her, as opposed to most of the other AI in the show (excluding Gamma, Sigma, Santa) but I did this instead of using a dollmaker to make an appropriate avatar to edit. Babby human FILSS ]

[wordsysayswords]

The Director after Allison dies:

[deactivated-blog]

I like to think that my stubbornness,                                                           is one of my better traits. 

[acheemient]

This is amazing.

[typelikeagirl]

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

Alexander Graham Bell (via typelikeagirl)

[randomroleplaymemes-blog]

Send "🙋" + any headcannons you want to know about my muse.

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 👶 to meet my muse as a child!

[yourfavisaferalscientist]

Director Leonard Church from Red vs. Blue is a feral scientist

Requested by anonymous