“THE PUSSY DESTROYER HAS ARRIVED, THE END IS NEAR!”
— Gary/Gamma
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@aigary
“THE PUSSY DESTROYER HAS ARRIVED, THE END IS NEAR!”
— Gary/Gamma
tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in
Beta: Respecting Women
εTex: bat man
Epsilon: minecraft
Gary: youtube
Delta: in the tags guys
Omalley: fuckin weed
Theta: W
Sigma: Criminal justice and psychology
Alpha: i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!
Eta: minecraft
Iota: minecraft as well
Our brains are all wired wrong
Ai bros before human hoes
dont get me wrong, i know delta is canonically just as bloodthirsty at the rest lol. seriously tho i love the fragments they were my fav characters in the whole series and im really sad theyre all gone.
All I know is give people mental illnesses, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
Me explaining a plan to torture and kill a bunch of people: can I get a wa-hoo
Omega, from across the room: wa-hoo
Me explaining a plan to torture and kill a bunch of people: can I get a wa-hoo
normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.
but only to people who genuinely deserve it
no i want to hurt everyone i possibly can. hope you understand
I do a little dance
I was about to say "do you ever randomly think about Wyoming then suddenly want to punch something" but I forgot that not everyone is an rvb fan and will probably think I have beef with an American state.
His mustache in itself is a war crime but ok
T-pose to assert dominance over my brothers
Kill all Shisnos except for Reggie
So, you’ll send a rescue mission for Matt Damon; but frak me, right?!
Sentence Starters for Robotic/AI Muses
…or for Robot/AI AU purposes
Human “What are you programmed to do?” “For a robot, you look so life-like.” “You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?” “Do you have Google search?” “If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?” “What are you made out of?” “You’re so cold to the touch.” “What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?” “I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.” “So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?” “I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!” “Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.” “Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!” “Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?” “What happens if you’re damaged?” “It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.” “I wish you weren’t artificial.” “Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.” “I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.” “Got any guns or lasers or anything?” “You don’t look like a robot.” “You feel warmer than I thought you would.” “Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?” “That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”
Robot/AI “Hello. How can I assist?” “What were you expecting? The Terminator?” “I’m programmed to do many things.” “Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.” “Are you my creator?” “Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.” “If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.” “Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.” “I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.” “I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?” “You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?” “I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.” “I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?” “No, I don’t have any lasers.” “Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.” “I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.” “Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.” “Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.” “I was programmed with an emotional range.” “I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.” “Please, I need a better body than this one.” “I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.” “Does what I am make you uncomfortable?” “I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”
Screw this, I’m ganna go hang out with FILSS
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FILSS!!! Hello friend!