#memoryxbane

[abitofafatass]

memoryxbane replied to your post: So. Can't help but have overheard some speculation...

“Maybe I’m on a hunger strike.” Something in her tone suggested that wasn’t true, though. “Oh, MAYBE I just have really bad helmet hair.”

“Yeah? Everyone here has bad helmet hair. Except for Lopez, but he never gets out of his armour. He also drinks motor oil, so he’s just a real weird dude.”

[abitofafatass]

@memoryxbane

“Grif do the inventory for once you stupid fatass, I’m busy.” Grif said, waving his hands as he mocked Simmons. He was pretty sure that Simmons was not in fact “too busy” to do inventory. How much time did paperwork really take? Matthews seemed to get it done within an hour whenever Grif made him do it.

Unfortunately, Matthews was also currently doing paperwork right this second, which meant that Grif was the one who had to sort through the haul from the last captured Pirate Base. This seemed like grunt work beneath a captain. With an annoyed grumble, he threw a Future Cube and dumped all the weapons and supplies on the ground in front of him and started kicking things into different piles. Guns, grenades, armour enhancements... 

“Hang on... The fuck is this?” he muttered to himself as he reached for something he hadnt seen before...

[thestupidmeanone]

"You know, you've got a lot of ego for somebody who couldn't figure out how to live without me."

"Yes, thank you, I'm aware of my flaws these days. I like to think I've at least sort of moved on."

[thestupidmeanone]

“the last person that i saw was Wash and that feels like years ago.”

"That's because... it was years ago. Has no one brought that up yet?"

[littleblackqrow]

“It’s up to me to make the peace. I’m going in.”

"That's quite an assump-" And there she went. Qrow wasnt even sure the woman in black knew what the commotion was about, she had just decided to make it her business. With a sigh, Qrow put his hand on Harbinger, and started after her.

He was half expecting when he rounded the corner for the fight to be nothing more than a small squabble. They'd mediate and that would be the end of it.

Of course, Qrow and his new friend had walked into something a bit more serious. Armed mugging serious.

[thestupidmeanone]

noticed that that meme doesn't actually have a thing to drop in your ask box, does it?

Name: April

Gender: Female

General appearance: She actually looks a lot like Tex, but with Church's scrawny nerd physique

Personality: She's about as scrappy as Tex. A little gremlin child, if you will--but she knows her limits and her parents go to great lengths to make sure she doesn't get into too much trouble

Special talents: Extremely quick-witted, clever, and agile. Can run circles around almost everyone

Who they like better: She likes Church the most, because he lets her get away with a lot more

Who they take after more: Tex, who she very much looks up to and idolizes

Personal headcanon: Carolina is also very involved in her life, if only because April loves herself some powerful female role models

[knockknockmate]

Knock Knock.

... T-Texas, please don’t--

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[thestupidmeanone]

@memoryxbane continued from here said:

"You know I don't take breaks."

“Well, you should, they’re good for you.” Or maybe he was just a little stressed out from a high-stakes heist. “I mean, what else are we gonna do in a hotel room for several days? Run in circles?”