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does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality

jedthewolfdog

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It

jedthewolfdog

okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now

nostalgebraist

The other day I learned what thermoluminescence dating is, and man it is cool

Crystalline materials, like everything else, are constantly bombarded with ionizing radiation from cosmic rays and stuff. This transfers energy to electrons and moves them to excited states. Most of them will find positive ions to recombine with, but some get “trapped” in lattice imperfections and just stay in the excited state for years / millennia / hundreds of millennia.

But when the material is heated, that gives the trapped electrons enough energy to escape, letting them recombine with ions, which releases photons. So the amount of light energy released when you heat the crystal is proportional to the number of trapped electrons it has stored.

So far, not too thrilling – but think about it. If you heat the material, you’ll see all the energy it’s stored, because all that energy leaves upon heating. So what you’re seeing is the energy stored since the last time the material was heated. Since this energy at a (roughly) known rate, you can determine how long it’s been since the last time it was heated.

And people actually use this, successfully, to date ceramics and other human-made objects. They were heated when someone made them, long long ago, and if you heat them you release all the energy they’ve stored up since then.

I guess I find this so cool because it depends so directly on the act of creating the material. You’re establishing this bridge across time, between now and some day millennia ago when some forgotten human being used a kiln or something. (The same is true of carbon dating, except there you’re linking with a natural phenomenon. This is more … intimate? "Hi neolithic potter, you don’t know me but we are the only two people to have ever heated this thing”)

forndom

memelovingbot

this blog is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) positive

shitpostgenerator

you can’t get anon hate if you fuck a mailman on live TV

daloy-politsey-deactivated20171

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

mrssallbrazilian-blog

I wonder how many times this post was reblogged from an iPhone

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thesefewpresidents

I’m also a fan of this one which I downloaded and never actually use.

beeapocalypse

things to say during sex

[BLOODBORNE RIPOSTE SOUND]

theminnesotashrike

A guide to being an apathetic Byronic aristocrat vampire in the 21st century

If the sun is up return to bed and wait until nighttime. There are not enough hours in the night to spend them sleeping. Once it is dark you can be all Dante Rossetti about it and stroll about some darkened woodland or else lay amongst Chinese patterned pillows in the nude reading Marcel Proust.

In fact do a great many things naked. Or if you insist do them naked under a silk robe which trails after you as you stalk the halls of your estate.

And since everyone is fated to die anyway smoke cigarettes while you can. Be blasé about death in general. Or lament it constantly – incessantly – until all who know you associate it with your presence. That is what being a Romantic is all about.

And in the spirit of Byron take such bad care of yourself – by eating badly and drinking copiously – that you might at any moment pass into that lamented great beyond. The best ways to die are in a battle or in a Revolution as well as from sloth – simply laying about wasting away transfixed by a beautiful painting or the memory of a lost lover – or finally simply succumbing to an illness procured from exposure to the harsh elements of nature. The last is the most probable since you will often find yourself standing on mountaintops above mist-laden seascapes shouting Nietzschean quotes into the frosty air and heralding your own impending doom in the process.

Read many books. Watch Orlando by Sally Potter for immortal style tips.

Become a sensual creature (as opposed to a sexually satisfied one) so that you may either conquer a harmen of lovers wherein you can loose yourself for hours on end in a kind of Delta of Venus scenario or else live as an Dionysian hermit finding solace entirely in literature, flowers and moonlight.

Be not strictly woman or man but rather an amalgamation of femininity and masculinity. Embrace bisexuality.

Keep strange pets. Anything besides a dog or cat or gerbil. Or if you must have a dog then choose a Borzoi or Wolf Hound. And if you must procure a cat then name it Lassitude or Nothing as Jean Paul Sartre did. Raise peacocks and keep a menagerie of exotic fauna and flora in an otherwise overgrown rose garden.

Half of what you say ought to be a quote by John Milton, Dante Alighieri, William Shakespeare or Oscar Wilde. Either that or nothing. If you are not reciting – either the work of others or your own – then be quiet. Observe and consider, but rarely speak.

Drink red wine. And white wine. And champagne. Do not however drink vodka unless you find yourself in the Russian Winter Palace filial roaming pale and crazy-eyed down halls with a fur coat whipping behind you and a novel by Tolstoy in your pocket.

Life is a feast. Eat oysters for breakfast and decorate your dinner table – and the food itself – with flowers. Hannibal is the go to cooking program for culinary flair.

In fact Hannibal ought to be the only tv show you watch besides Penny Dreadful.

Wear chokers. All your jewelry ought to be heirlooms.

Keep a much younger lover – if you are a woman – or a much older one – if you are a man – and have them rip the choker from your pale neck as you fall together in a passionate throw onto a 17th century ottoman.

Dress in shrouds of velvet and silk.

Stay out of the sun.

A moushe – a painted-on beauty mark – is entirely appropriate, as is a Jacobin ruff.

From now on sex shall be referred to as Making Cattleya.

Appropriate venues for socializing are cafés which do not play music or serve cappuccinos, theaters built before 1960 and opera houses not built after 1930. Jazz clubs which refrain from fusion or acid. Libraries and old cinemas in general. Family estates and parental mansions, abandoned houses in the country side, churches and cemeteries, woodland openings and castle lawns, museums and – of course – small apartments where you can sit on the floor smoke cigarettes and discuss the collective sense of ennui you share with your friends.

Inappropriate venues are shopping malls, franchise coffee shops and anywhere where reading a novel or smoking might seem out of place. In fact stay clear of any place built after 1980. Avoid food courts, gyms, sports or hotel bars and clubs with more than one dance floor as the plague.

Refer to your circle of friends as your Family. Be religiously devote and romantically involved with them. When it comes to your actually family a cool somewhat distanced relationship is the most appropriate. Or if so inclined consider a more obsessive cloistering constellation that will inevitably lead to rumors of past inbreeding – the French aristocratic kind – and scandal. Refer to your parents by their first name or not at all and thus have them remain an elusive periphery to your life.

Instead declare Richard Wagner as your emergency contact.

Descend stairwells slowly.

Express yourself through Greek axioms and lyrical poetry or lingering secretive stares. Consider perfume as a means of communication.

Remember that the only respectable means of transport are the Oriental Express, steamships across the Atlantic or long boats along the Nile. You may also travel by foot if you do so in a languid fashion. As far as tourism goes the primary vehicle of experience ought to be stargazing and kissing.

Consider yourself eternal

And eternity meaningless.