Wolfsbane Bouquet

They/them Polyamorous, panromantic asexual.

[tokkeki]

ayapom

[dotsandpoints-deactivated202104]

Aurat March 2018. 

Karachi, Pakistan. 

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[sourwolfandlittlered]

Did y'all know I make butt stickers?

I have six finished sets, a partially finished set, and a planned set.

Each set has at least twelve butts.

That's... a lot of butts

[sourwolfandlittlered]

I got a new job!

(Please be happy for me.)

[daddyslittledefect]

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Damn he came for their lives 😂

[systlin]

Holy shit I just witnessed Colin murder the entire movie industry. 

[biteypyrotiger]

I just saw a new episode of Who’s Line is it Anyway? in which other cast members made a transphobic joke where the punchline was “that woman has a penis.” Colin, who has a trans daughter, stood there and just repeatedly said “Really?” Until they apologized and redid their joke. Very small thing, but I appreciate the man.

[optimysticals]

Colin is sunshine.

[murdockmoogle]

And to think, I didn’t believe Colin Mochrie could earn more respect from me.

You have to understand. Improv comedy has rules you follow. And rule number one, the Golden Rule: NEVER CONTRADICT. You never take what someone suggests and say “no, not that, this instead!” You never reply to a joke with “No, I don’t want to do that!” You roll with it. You ALWAYS roll with it. The ridiculousness added on top of ridiculousness peaks into a primo superdense ball of hilarity incarnate.

And his reply to something offensive was “Nope. Stop the bit. Nope. Nope. Nope. You fucked up.”

I’ll bet you money Wayne Brady would do the same if a white person on the show dropped an N-Bomb, and people would be understanding. Colin stood up for an oft-maligned group, whose members include one very personal to him, and completely ground that show to a grinding halt by saying “No. That’s not fucking funny.” and ruined the joke. This is a man who builds his entire career off of making jokes, and he /ruined another’s/.

I’m sorry, Colin isn’t just a god amongst improv comics. He’s not just funny as all get-out and witty as hell. He’s a stone-cold badass, and he deserves recognition.

Props, Mr. Mochrie. You, sir, are deserving of respect.

[hellenhighwater]

I’ve worked with him (just briefly) and can confirm: he is just as excellent in real life as he seems here. 

[yamujiburo]

@lalalastilldreaming: “Kojiro showing Musashi how to walk properly with stilettos”

I love this suggestion

Musashi and Kojiro are gay/lesbian solidarity but also they’re made for each other

[cosplaytutorialdeviants]

Basic Makeup Contouringby The-Cosplay-Scion

[i-rate-pokemon]

Could you please rate Mimikyu? She's insecure about how she looks, thank you

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.

[cactuarkitty]

Me: Ugh why is the game so hard all of a sudden?

Also me: Oh oops I have like 20 skill points available.

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

me as a parent 

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

it's a disgrace. women are leaving their human motherly instincts and replacing it by dog/cat motherly instincts. they get more excited when they see a cute cat or a dog but get repulsed by children. Gone are the days when women wanted children, to get married to a respectable mature man as soon as they hit marriage age. now they rot their youth in school and end up being cat ladies

Smash that motha fuckin like button if you rotted your youth in school and are gonna end up being a cat lady! 

[cungadero]

was this written by a fuckin 1400s clergyman dyin of plague n shit

[stutterhug]

The Kennel Lad and The Scaly Puppy

(A story that probably needs a sequel, but for now please enjoy this tale of wierd looking dog rescue)

((Patreon))

[sourwolfandlittlered]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[cafecliche]

What did Victor get for Yuuri’s birthday?

“There’s less of an impact this way, of course, but I didn’t want to make a decision without talking to you.” Victor knows he’s rambling. But since it’s too late to stop, he might as well commit to it. “Do you know that there are people who buy houses to surprise their significant other? Imagine me buying a whole entire house without talking to you first. I respect the showmanship, but what if you hated the ensuite– a-anyway, that’s her picture. And this is that shelter I volunteer at, and they said they’re happy to wait until we’ve talked it through, so– oh. Oh, Yuuri.”Victor’s hands hover precariously over Yuuri’s shuddering shoulders. Yuuri’s curled protectively around the deceptively large box to shield the photo of Pudding the toy poodle from the tears pouring down his cheeks. “Oh, sweetheart, we don’t have to,” Victor blurts out. “I bought backup gifts. You’re going to get them either way, so maybe not backup, but– we don’t have to if, if it’s too much–”“Really?” Yuuri pulls off his glasses and wipes his eyes with his sleeve, laughing wetly and mumbling something rueful in Japanese. “We can really have her?”With a rush of a sigh, Victor pulls him in to kiss the corner of his mouth. Yuuri grumbles in vague protest. “I need to wash my face.”“I don’t care,” Victor says, balloon-light, coming in again. Yuuri ducks to hide his face in Victor’s collarbone instead. It’s the cutest dodge Victor’s ever seen.“The shelter said we can take our time, if we need to get ready,” he says into Yuuri’s hair.There’s a beat. Yuuri’s next words are almost too quiet to hear. “Could we get her now?”Victor can feel the collar of his sweater soaking through. It’s cashmere. It died for the noblest possible cause he can think of.Victor beams. “I really hoped you’d say that.”

[sparkitors]

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[cobblibrary-deactivated20240715]

I love this so much

[oxfordcommaforever]

The Great Gatsby has me dying