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it is near inpossible to learn swedish in this gosh darn economy. no one wnats to teach lil old me and i have HAD IT!

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ha ha hee hee hoo hoo

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maybe it is the autsim. but every tjme i try to sound cool or talk normally it always comes out weird and i sound like an edgy little teenage boy or a. cutsie little girl? or just. straight up weird! wack! (like there is wack a word i canoot re ember)

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holly! jolly! i am holly and jolly!

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hohoohoh

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liveblogging christmas time

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christmas

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*crowd goes wild*

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i got an ikea shird today

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me: hi does anyine want to hear a joke

you: i do!

me: how old was the oldest perosn to finish a marathon?

you: uuhhh idk how old

me: 98😂

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glue trap moment! 😂

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i am like that thing where its like. hhaha i cant tell the diffrrence between a good movie and a bad movie and while that applies to me its not just the cool way. like. the minions and fight club invoke the same feeling for me so not only can i not tell if a movie is good or bad i cannot tell what kind of good it is. sigh

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hi I am john egbert i need youre credit card information to Buy a new microphone Please.

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sutpid guy: oo ooohn ouhh they call me buddy holly. why r my homies didssinf mg girl

me: whats with these homies dissin my girl? ooh wee ooh i look jsut like buddy hollu

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

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kindif old art

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kanaya