words are knives and I love wordplay

The voice that beckons you in your dreams and tells you the truth just past the veil of Nightmare is so much more elegant, intricate, and beautiful than you could possibly imagine.

[recursivewitch]

If you want to fund the gift to humanity that is my continued existence on this Earth you can donate here

[maykitz]

did you know that up to 45% of heart attacks are so-called 'silent' heart attacks that produce little to no symptoms but are no less dangerous? look up "drunk college boy gets impregnated like a girl video" to find out more

[zxbuster-advent]

[eta-reduction]

yes but do your principled materialist views acknowledge the existence of magic

[lilium]

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

[weepingchoir]

MY FATHER BLED FOR THIS GUILD WHILE YOU WERE STILL IN THE TUTORIAL. YOU SMURF ON HIS VERY BONES.

[eta-reduction]

any sufficiently advanced map is indistinguishable from the territory.

[ipomeagloria]

real map has never been tried

[pull-the-thren]

oh right I haven't posted this

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[heroofthreefaces]

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

[octophat]

[maidthings]

people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario

[momconsents]

mommy's lap perfec t place for put daughter in to s\it! thighs very Soft and Comfort daughter sleep soundly put daughter on Mommy Lap. Put Daughter On Mommy Lap. no problems ever in mommmy's lap because good Shape and Support for daughter back weak of big daughter body. Amommy Lap yes a place for a daughter put daughter on mommy lap can trust mommy for giveing good love to daughter. friend mommy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[cistgirlmaomao]

let us review the basics of dialectal materialism by examining a chair. we see that it exists, therefore it must have always existed. if there are empty places where a chair could have been, there are always chairs. these are the chair facts. cases can be made for other truths but they are more complicated and i have not the time presently to explain them. *my little pony theme plays*

[princess-of-phyresis]

moment of silence for my girl sheoldred wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

[princess-of-phyresis]

[iphigeniacomplex]

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

[iphigeniacomplex]

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy